Simp

A person, usually by the name of David, who will drop to his knees and do anything at any woman's command.

Ay, why the hell was Jack being such a simp? You'd think his name was David or some shit.

by TruthspeakerSimpkiller April 3, 2020

Simp

All Ishaan's and Rohan's.

Ishaan doesn't know what a simp is smh.

by vishnu himself April 7, 2020

Simp

A new term gen z wants to use to exterminate wholesomeness in relationships. A man who gets flowers for a girl is now called a “simp” or if he kisses her on the forehead, even if they’re not “clingy”. Mostly used on TikTok, but it is mostly used as a negative term reflecting wholesomeness in relationships.

TJ: ayo John why would you hug your girlfriend???
John: ..Because I love her
TJ: SIMP

John: what???

by brosksks February 26, 2021

Simp

Squirrels in my pants

"Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels in my pants."(Simp)

by martha😁was🥰an🙃average🐕dog. June 10, 2020

simp

Is a type of person that is head over heels in love with someone without realising they are very and truely fucken cringe .

Oh my days, Marcus is such a simp for Boba.

by lil.kymchi July 10, 2020

Simp

Harald gay

Me: hey look at that simp, harald gay
Friend: ok

by Super straight man! December 20, 2019

Simp

Owen

Owen is a simp

by chasethenibba March 27, 2020