How To Never Stop Being Sad

A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.

-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.

-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.

“He gave us a step by step guide on how to never stop being sad.”

I hate myself.

by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025

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Never Gonna Give You Up

Never Gonna Give You Up is a song made by a gay guy in 1987. It is for some reason very popular and used to troll people online

“this link may help”
“DAMMIT IT’S NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP”

by Mohammed Jameson December 23, 2022

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i will never believe in anything again

an expression used by fall out boy fans, mostly when in distress. originating from a lyric in the song (coffee's for closers) from the album folie a deux. variations include "i wont ever believe in anything again" and "i will never believe in anything ever again", depending on the severity of the situation.

FOB fan: *is upset because they found out that the person they're crushing on is straight*
FOB fan: i will never believe in anything again
Friend: just finish writing your essay bro its due tommorow

by rita.mmm.r September 21, 2021

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