Simp

Noun. simp (plural simps) (slang) A simple person lacking common sense; a fool or simpleton. (slang) A man who foolishly overvalues a woman and puts her on a pedestal
Hey, my friend Nuriya is a simp.
Did you hear about shelbie? She’s a total simp.
by ITSXSCRUB February 25, 2020
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A man who does anything to get into a woman’s pants, but is in the end is un-successful in doing Doing so
Man, chad bought Jessica a new bag, he’s getting no pussy that Simp
by xNecrome April 01, 2020
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being a simp means your literally obsessed with someone and think they are perfect. so you literally warship them.
brad: she’s so gorgeous.
chad: due your such a simp.
by bruhlmao April 08, 2020
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A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him.
people who aren’t simps: john
by mikey_13 February 02, 2020
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Simping; giving all your attention to a person who will never go for you
My friend Bandit is a simp over this livestreamer named Valk
by El snako July 14, 2020
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S - socks
I - in
M - my
P - pockets
Yo is Derek a simp?
Yeah he always carries at least one sock in his pocket
by GreatestpivotsinceMJ March 02, 2020
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A simp is someone who does work or does unnecessary things for thier girlfriend or someone they like.
David gave his girlfriend some sour straps, he is a simp.
Mr. Li did a maths question for his girlfriend when she asked, what a simp.
by Sophia42069 June 22, 2020
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