muff nuzzler

The soft, nose-driven caress of a vagina post-cunnilingus during the waning stages of an orgasm. Usually shared among lesbians.

I never took Debra to be a muff nuzzler, but Goddamn, she surely knows how to nuzzle a muff.

by Smashleigh0713 September 10, 2018

Sneaky muff

A lesbian behind closed doors, but still pretends to hit on and like the attention of guys to conceal her secret.

Omg, Amber is all over Kelly but keeps hooking up with that guy that’s all over her. She’s such a sneaky muff.

by Cottonheadedninnymuffins October 4, 2018

Muff cup

Lesbians cupping their lovers cunts while they use spirit fingers for pleasuring.

The two lesbians muff cupped each other whilst making sweet sweet love.

by Iioveupookey266261 May 21, 2014

muff sandwich

speaks for itself really...

‘How was last night mate?’
‘Not bad pal, bit of a lary one, I had muff sandwich for tea!’

by el creator May 6, 2021

muff mucous

The sticky gooey discharge from a woman’s vagina.

My muff mucous ruined my underwear.

by DesertSancho August 3, 2023

Muff chowder

muff chowder Another exhilarating word for muff cabbage but the more British term. Kinda like the word Fanny

I'm telling you guys, Hillary's muff chowder is second to none

by Wankmellon September 19, 2019

Seedy muff

A vagina which has been freshly ejaculated upon. Read: A pussy covered in jizz.

Girl 1: So how was the sex?
Girl 2: Not great, he gave me a seedy muff without permission.

by BrideOfSithis January 17, 2017