Park the Moth

The action of relocating a moth into ones cheek when a moth lands on your tongue and you are in the middle of singing an important song. This action allows one to seamlessly perform a song with no interruption by the offending moth.

If you are singing and a moth lands on your tongue, Park the Moth.

by Erica the Tramp July 12, 2018

International kiss your Bestfriend month

Every time you see your bestfriend in the halls in school you have to kiss them

We’re just celebrating international kiss your Bestfriend month

by Nico and Ana 💙 April 18, 2019

Employee of the Month

The most belittling thing in the universe that an organization can do to a worker.

Employee of the Month? Are you fucking kidding me right now? There is no bigger insult to a working person than "Employee of the Month"!

by TheFleeceMan September 4, 2019

Suck tits month

It’s the time where we all have fun and suck some tittys

Excuse me miss guess what month it is suck tits month

by Mr no-one knows October 9, 2019

National Shut up Zane Month (September)

A month in which you don't want someone named Zane to speak. Are you tired of listening to one direction blasting from your sisters bedroom while she masturbates to the cover art of "Up All Night", we all need a break sometimes and this month provides it

National Shut up Zane Month (September)
"Hey shut the fuck up Zane" when referring to a friend named Zane
or
"Emily, are you listening to one direction on national shut up Zane day?" *proceeds to douse sister's room in gasoline*

by Boujee_Grandma September 1, 2020

Alan Appreciation Month

The month of Alan

Oh my god is Alan we must praise because of Alan Appreciation Month

by woohoo223 September 23, 2020

Slap Ass Month (girls)

Slap Ass Month is a holiday that takes place all throughout the month of October where girls slap boys asses in retaliation to the boys slapping the girls

slap ass month (girls)

by Jennywlliamssss September 24, 2020