minnesota

minnesota was origionally founded by some frenchmen who gave all the landmarks really wierd names like Roseau (prounonced RO-SO) and albert lea. They were later overwelmed by a lot of tree chopping scandinavians which is why the population is 99.9% caucasian .The state is geographically isolated, with few tourists or habitants from outside the Middle American area. As a result, its residents tend to be racially homogenious, socially secluded and culturally isolated, also its full of self obsesed librals. minnesota as you may have heard is the land of 10,000 lakes when in reality it has over 15,000, oh golly, thats amazing! Half the year its an arctic wasteland and the other half its a giant mosquito infested mud pit. Minnesota is also a self proclaimed provinence of Canada, and yes the people here do speak like the people in the movie Fargo. also the Minnesota Viqueens were defeated at home by the Redsins, how sad is that? you people should be ashamed of yourselves.

(Minnesotan)Mom where are my snow pants? i have to go to school

hey its negative 47 degrees! lets go fishing.

now its in the 30s lets go to the lake!

by minnesota hater March 24, 2008

Minneapolis Steamer

Similar to the Cleaveland Steamer, but performed not with solid fecal matter, but with the free flowing fecal matter of diarrhea.

While lovers are having intercourse, one will release the diarrhea onto the other's face and body and spread it all over them with their body and limbs.

Jeremy wasn't feeling very well one night, and in an attempt to perform the Cleaveland Steamer on his partner, he accidentaly let out the Minneapolis Steamer. Jeremy and his partner then made the best of the situation and beganing rubbing the fecal matter all over each other.

by pspazz August 29, 2008

minnesota

A state known for it's cold weather, hockey, sucky schools, and twin cities. I'm from California, and I moved to Suckville (aka Elk River, MN) two years ago.
It SUCKS!!!

ex. 1
Native radio lady: Isn't it amazing how warm eleven degrees can feel?
Me: Ha! what planet are you from?
Friend: yeah, in minnesota, eleven degrees is warm.

ex. 2
Science teacher is rambling about global warming.
Me: Yeah, I've got a question. If the world is warming up... why is it negative twenty-two outside?

by Ms. brutally honest February 8, 2009

mindies

A term used to describe a set of nice breast's on a female

Hey Tony check out the Mindies on that bird!

by Nicky Gino May 25, 2006

minnesota

the awesome state of 5 million people wait a minute 5 million people that means that our one city of milwauke has more people then the lame state of minnesota and also more beer, fun, and smart people (the uw any of them really) thats problably why people from minnesota go to the uw i mean who wants a gopher as a mascot

( 1 person says in funny minnesota acsent)what are we going today

( 2 person in funney minnesota acsent) i dont know lets go make a ice sculpture

(1 person) sure but is it cold and frigid enough

by uw panther August 22, 2011

Minnesota

The worst place to visit and/or live due to all of the following:
1.) Large Mosquitoes EVERYWHERE
2.) Clouds conquer the sky
3.) So flat you can watch your dog run away for 3 days!
4.) So cold, suicide is an option for everyone
5.) Attractive women are more rare than winning the lottery
6.) All their sports teams SUCK
7.) People there think Camouflage is a fashion
8.) There actually is a word called UFTA they commonly use. (there is 8 different ways to spell that dumb word)
9.) There are only 2 seasons in a year not 3...Cold as F$%# and road construction
10) Minnesotans believe 10 degrees is a good day during winter

The few reasons to visit MN
1.) MOA (Mall of America)
2.) Nice people
3.) enjoy the wacky accents

Adj: To describe something very unpleasant

(Guy 1) I want to go to Minnesota.
(Guy 2) And why do you hate your life?

Adj: (Guy 1) My girlfriend just dumped me

(Guy 2) She was a minnesota anyway, you can do 100X better!

by t-bone-baller July 29, 2009

Minnesota

Only Filipinos will understand this.
Although it is spelled as Minnesota, this word is a short cut and should actually be spelled as Minisota.

My + INternet + IS + SO + TAgal = MINISOTA.

(Tagal is Filipino for slow)

Tobi: Yo! Watch this youtube video! It's so funny man!!
Chelsea: Sure!
....10 minutes later
Tobi: SO FUNNY RIGHT?
Chelsea: Dude, di pa tapos..
Tobi: Still loading?
Chelsea: Yeah! Minnesota today!! :((

by Twoahbi November 21, 2010