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mary jane

police officer: are you smoking marijuana in there, sir?

stoner: no man, i'm just hangin with my girl mary jane.

police officer: where is she?

stoner: in my pocket *walks away*
by kbabbyyy July 13, 2009
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mary poppins

the condition someone has of being so delusionally happy you want to punch the person.
Person 1:"I heard you're gettin' freakin' married...are you serious??? you know love doesn't last."
Person 2:"yes it does!!!!...I'm so EXCITED!!!"(said while smiling hard)
Person 2: "that is so freakin' Mary Poppins!!!!
by Dawn Frost August 8, 2005
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Schuylkill Mary

A word commonly heard when being asked if someone wants to play the game "Screw, Kill, Marry"

or

When you're tapping a girl from behind and her face hits the wall, leaving a scuff mark similiar to those found on the Schuylkill Expressway.
Check out those three girls over there, schuylkill mary?

So I was doing this girl doggystyle and her face hit the wall. Left a big black mark, man do I love a good Schuylkill Mary!
by Rosa Tiffany Parks February 4, 2010
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Macho Mary

A term used to describe masculine/macho male who is 'in-a-way' gay/sissy/feminine/metro-sexual.

Can also be used to describe things that appears to be tough, but actually is not what people would expect.
1. Despite his size, they call him Macho Mary.

2. Look at that Macho Mary over there, LOL.

3. World of Warcraft - Paladins are such Macho Mary.
by Insert Name Somewhere Here February 28, 2009
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mary jane

slang for weed. mary jane is the literal english translation for marijuana.
mary=mari
jane=juana
Me encanta mi marijuana.
(I love my mary jane.)
by Amy O'Connor December 15, 2008
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dirty mary

When you're such a good girl that you'll pay for dinner, drinks, and give your best friend's boyfriend head in the Uber on the way home while she sits in the front seat.
"Man, the girl I met on Tinder last night gave me the best dirty Mary I've ever had in my life."
by Sandy Dunes August 23, 2019
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Muddy Mary

An effeminate homosexual male bottom with poor anal hygiene who partially defecates during anal sex.
Lance is such a Muddy Mary. Every time I fuck his ass he whines like a school girl and stinks like an open asshole.
by Matt Whipple December 30, 2008
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