johanna marie

The name of an italian or hebrew girl. usually sweet, hyper, and funny. but has a bitchy 'leave me the hell alone' side. she falls for guys quickly and gets confused over them easily, but she knows that one day she'll find her true love. usually tan skinned and beautiful, but doesnt have any self confidence. has a hurt past, but a bright future. she'll always have your back if you were once good friends. she cant stay angry at you forever.

did you see johanna marie?

yeah man,shes gorgeous

by its-the-truth. May 22, 2011

mary poppins

the condition someone has of being so delusionally happy you want to punch the person.

Person 1:"I heard you're gettin' freakin' married...are you serious??? you know love doesn't last."
Person 2:"yes it does!!!!...I'm so EXCITED!!!"(said while smiling hard)
Person 2: "that is so freakin' Mary Poppins!!!!

by Dawn Frost August 8, 2005

Schuylkill Mary

A word commonly heard when being asked if someone wants to play the game "Screw, Kill, Marry"

or

When you're tapping a girl from behind and her face hits the wall, leaving a scuff mark similiar to those found on the Schuylkill Expressway.

Check out those three girls over there, schuylkill mary?

So I was doing this girl doggystyle and her face hit the wall. Left a big black mark, man do I love a good Schuylkill Mary!

by Rosa Tiffany Parks February 4, 2010

Macho Mary

A term used to describe masculine/macho male who is 'in-a-way' gay/sissy/feminine/metro-sexual.

Can also be used to describe things that appears to be tough, but actually is not what people would expect.

1. Despite his size, they call him Macho Mary.

2. Look at that Macho Mary over there, LOL.

3. World of Warcraft - Paladins are such Macho Mary.

by Insert Name Somewhere Here February 28, 2009

mary jane

slang for weed. mary jane is the literal english translation for marijuana.
mary=mari
jane=juana

Me encanta mi marijuana.
(I love my mary jane.)

by Amy O'Connor December 15, 2008

dirty mary

When you're such a good girl that you'll pay for dinner, drinks, and give your best friend's boyfriend head in the Uber on the way home while she sits in the front seat.

"Man, the girl I met on Tinder last night gave me the best dirty Mary I've ever had in my life."

by Sandy Dunes August 23, 2019

wet mary

A particulary juicy fart.

"Whoo! That wet mary you just ripped is going to leave skidmarks."

by DG in Philly October 7, 2005