Marcus

I hate you Marcus.

P 1:“Look it’s Marcus!”
P 2:“I hate Marcus.”

by Marcus hatr May 30, 2022

marcus paas

gorilla

teips: "marcus paas on jube gorilla nagu"
heips: "missa pullid ;D"

by tomatgaming June 2, 2022

Marcus

A dumbass, the class clown, will throw a shoe on top of a portable, Seems weird and sus at first but then sus and weird.

Jeremy: Who that
Zara: Marcus. He's sussy but once you get to know him he's okay.

by kaitoisgone June 3, 2022

marcus e

Marcus e is a sexy ass mf

damnnn is that marcus e i wanna smash him rn

by marcusinit June 9, 2022

Marcus

A minecraft gardening tool (a hoe).
A man who belongs in a cringe wattpad fanfiction.
A man with over exaggerated expectations.
A man who flirts with people and thinks they think he's hot when he calls them short.
Ass(ter) lover

Emma: Marcus go out with me
Marcus: No I like 50 other women that arent you.
Emma: okay minecraft gardening tool
Marcus: What does that mean?
Emma: Stfu burnt curly fries
Emma: Okay Maccas

by epic_hothuman1 June 21, 2022

Marcuswyd

Dumbass Trickshotter that spend 90% percent of his life in creative finding trickshots that he never goes for or hits.

Trickshotter 1: *Goes into alpyne ts map*
Trickshotter 2: “Dont pull a Marcuswyd*
Trickshotter 3: LMAO

by Trickshot Com August 12, 2022

Marcus

A typical long badass mf who knows every meme in existance.

Marcus: Hello there!

Me: Hi.
Marcus do you know Bofa?
Me: No who is that
Marcus BOFA DEEZ NUTS

by MR.Cool Urban Guy October 24, 2022