A phrase meaning an object, (often a piece of clothing,) that is only found in sizes "way too small" and "way too big". In the military, uniforms, (especially boots,) are notably only available in these sizes.
"I'm going to a wedding tonight, but all my nice clothes are in military sizes."
"I'm thinking about getting a meal, but they only serve food in military sizes."
"I'm thinking about getting a meal, but they only serve food in military sizes."
by Supernutbar April 5, 2023
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is a Tigray derived name from the Northern parts of Ethiopia and the Name is Usually Given to people who are Presumed to be Loving yet Cynical and will let down anyone who stands in their way.
by cutmylip May 14, 2023
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Get the Misfits Whiskers mug.The military manlet is an overcompensating manlet boy who, in a fit of Napoleon complex-induced insanity, has signed up for active duty with the United States Armed Forces. Here the useless and effeminate manlets are generally used as cannon fodder when deployed in the absurd spectacle known as the manlet wave attack tactic, but can also be traded as war brides, serve as portable human shields or can be used as an emergency fortification when stacked up as a barricade in lieu of sandbags. The military manlet is always keen to raise the morale of the actual soldiers in his platoon by donning an Oompa Loompa costume and dancing a merry jig atop a mess hall table as the surrounding military manlets clap in unison while dancing in a circle like the fairies that they are and all the manmores pelt him with height boosting insoles. As an encore Manletlyn Monroe performs smash hits such as "High Heels Are A Manlets Best Friend" and "Bye Bye Masculinity" to further entertain the troops.
Why is that pantsed military manlet lying face down in the mud over there? The silly sissy manlet broke one of his high heels while prancing around on the obstacle course and threw a hissy fit, so the real soldiers just left him there. Never leave a man behind - that obviously doesn't apply to manlets.
by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024
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Sgt Militart-I love your squeaky bald head
Tanner-I’m so glad she’s distracted by my children at home, I hope the army does not demote me again, derp”.
Sgt Militart-I love your squeaky bald head
Tanner-I’m so glad she’s distracted by my children at home, I hope the army does not demote me again, derp”.
by Jajajajgaga October 9, 2023
Get the militart mug.militari is the most prestigious neighborhood in bucharest. it is well known for a trapper, MGK666, for its violence and general chaotic atmosphere. most people tend to joke about the fact that rroma people live there
“hai coaie in militari sa ne batem pula de tigani”
“cum pula mea sa locuiesti in militari”
“m6 mafia skrr pow militari”
“cum pula mea sa locuiesti in militari”
“m6 mafia skrr pow militari”
by ulei November 27, 2023
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