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Make plans 

A euphemism for masturbating.

Refers to the mental state people are sometimes enter while masturbating, where they want to extend and prolong the pleasure they receive from masturbation. They make grandiose "plans" on how they will carry everything out to maximize their pleasure. This state of mind is quickly lost after climax has passed.
I was going to go out last Friday night, but instead I stayed home and made plans.

I scheduled half an hour for myself to make plans. Unfortunately, I finished after 5 minutes and watched TV instead.
Make plans by Daniel McNally November 9, 2008
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make it rain 

Make it rain means to come all over a bitches face. It does NOT mean throwing money up.
Better grab an umbrella, I make it rain on them hoes
make it rain by Xpli$it March 1, 2008
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make out 

What your sibling is doing in the room over.
Will my sister make out with her boyfriend?
make out by Nivae Nadroj August 13, 2008

Make Me a Quesadilla 

If you'd rather have a guy cum on you than in you (and then subsequently flop down on top of you after climax), you say "make me a quesadilla". Can be used in conjunction with I'd rather get mexican.

For men, it's something you say to your ugly wife when she offers to give you yet another sub-standard blowjob, because a good quesadilla is always better than your 1000th lackluster BJ. Can be used in conjunction with I'd rather get mexican.
Dude: I'm gonna cum!
You: Make me a quesadilla! I'd rather get mexican!

or

Wife: Baby, you want me to suck your cock?
You: Oh, just make me a quesadilla. I'd rather get mexican.
Make Me a Quesadilla by leahpet December 24, 2009

make it clap 

an action wich usually happens during the act of intercorse. the clap is caused by the mans pelvis rapidly contacting the butox of their partner in such a way that it causes a claping sound.
Boy i heard you making it clap last night with that chick.
make it clap by Meagan February 1, 2005

make it rain 

Military Usage: When a unit gets PT'd so hard in barracks that the humidity from their sweat causes condensation to build up on the walls and ceiling, literally causing it to rain indoors.

Thus, Drill Instructors are sometimes known as Rainmakers.

I'm gonna PT you shits so hard I'm gonna fucking make it rain in here! Front leaning rest position...MOVE!
make it rain by Anonymous 9999 March 29, 2008

make love 

what women do whilst guys fuck them.
girl: i love you so much, let's make love
guy: ....word
make love by sape November 11, 2006