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Lauren

Wow Did you know Lauren didn’t know who the father of her baby was? Total thot
by Hahaha;))) April 5, 2020
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Lauren Conrad

Lauren Conrad is the main charactor on a bullshit "reality" tv show caled the Hills. She used to be fat and ugly, now she is chuuby and ugly. She has "beef curtains" and is a pig nose. Hate her as much as me? Give me a thumbs up!!!!!
Lauren Conrad- I am soooo smart and pretty
Me- No, look at the world around you. You see, i live in L.A. and I practically TRIP over girls better looking then you, thinner, and SMARTER! You are a dumb pathetic excuse for a Californian and i hope your show is cancelled. Its not like it is REAL!
Lauren- .......I like ugly boys!.....Do I smell CHEESE!?!?!?!?
*runs into wall*
Me- ......ah, American youth at its best... *sarcasism*
by Taylor the biggest bitch October 12, 2007
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Lauren Called

when a disease ridden whore sleeps with your friends.
How did he get the clap?
He was Lauren Called.
by LaurenHater3756 January 20, 2010
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Lauren Matriciano

Lauren Matriciano is a loving and loyal girlfriend that anyone could ever have. She will brighten your day in a heart beat.
lauren Matriciano is someone I need in my daily life.
by Evan Donovan March 15, 2022
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Lauren and Ethan

Lauren and Ethan went out on a dote
by epic vbuck moment March 28, 2021
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lauren murchison

Lauren Murchison is the most true friend ever she never lite anything before friends and family and she is gorgeous and she is so caring but she isn’t the smartest! she is also the funniest out of all her friends and can make you laugh so easily and she is very goofy and loveable
by lauren murchison June 15, 2020
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john laurens

the gayest mfer ever. him and alexander hamilton were so gay for each other it’s literally crazy. john laurens is literally the definition of gay. he’s also dead so it all makes sense
“i was up all night last night listening to ‘the story of tonight (reprise)’ and crying because john laurens really didn’t make it to see their glory”

“john laurens and alexander hamilton were so in love omg”
by johnlaurensxalexhamilton April 16, 2022
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