landmine

In Japan, it's described as "A 'landmine' is a girl/woman who wears cute clothes/makeup but in truth, is nothing but trouble."

Related to "Don't stick your dick in crazy".

She's a landmine, bro. Don't stick your dick in crazy.

by kimchifriedrice478 July 19, 2021

Landon

A twig ridden, very narrow minded individual, also commonly referred to as a chode.

Wow look over there it’s a Landon!

by Stealyourmommy69 July 25, 2021

Landon

A sweet guy that will send shivers down your spine if he laughs and has a giant DI- heart and will always fu- care for you

Y/n: I think I met a Landon
Person: no way those guys are rare

by Thiccqueen@perfect August 6, 2021

Landon

Very cool guy and Pippa likes him

“Pippa walks in”

Pippa- Hi Landon

Landon- stay away from me

by Epic gay boi August 6, 2021

Landon

The type of kid to get girls anytime anywhere. Has the best face and can strike even the cutest of girls. Also all girls named Pippa love him.

Pippa walks in
Landon: hey
Pippa: heyyyyyy
“Dies cause Landon is too hot”

by Epic gay boi August 7, 2021

Landon

Landon is a guy that is an overall gamer, he had been playing video games since he was three and they didn't get old until he turned 14. Landon can be pretty annoying sometimes but he tries his best to be funny and he does do a decent job at it too. Landon is pretty boring, he's also pretty insecure about his weight. As for getting ladies, Landon has always been terrible at it, partly because he doesn't really have much of a sex appeal and he just isn't good at talking to women in general. He thinks he will die alone but he also thinks that he can possibly score one day. He also likes Aviator glasses

Person 1: whos that guy over there with those aviator glasses?

Person 2: oh that's just Landon don't mind him, he's pretty much a loser anyway

by Chadsexyhotman August 8, 2021

Landon

f-boy with tiny peen, looks like blonde lord farquaad

ayo is that landon

balls

by Bitch Identifier October 28, 2021