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Kit Kat Kelly

The process of unwrapping and then inserting 1-4 (depending on elasticity) of the chocolate finger treats into ones otters pocket and proceeding to encourage a dog to feast on the melting delights. Seasoned professionals may use Kit Kat chunkys. Also known as a MEC.
Kit Kat Kelly decided to treat herself to an evening in with a nice bottle of wine, a movie and sticking four chocolate fingers in her vadge while beckoning the next doors neighbours labrador over for a feast.
by blockhead80 August 7, 2012
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R-Kelly

Damn that bitch was giving me attitude, so i pulled an R-Kelly right on her new shoes and then in her mouth. That showed her.
by dddddddddddkkloy November 18, 2007
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R. Kelly

To have sex or molest a young girl under the age of 17.
He pulled an R. Kelly when he raped a twelve-year-old girl.
by Anonymous August 10, 2003
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kelly

the art of going in a strop for no apparent reason.
"whats she doing?"
"shes doing a kelly..."
by wee dave May 18, 2008
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Kelly

The most beautiful woman I have ever laid eyes on. Highly intelligent and equally as witty. Her laugh is uncontrollably contagious and can be heard from the next town. Green eyes that I wish I could dive deep into just to see how everything looks through the most beautiful set around. She's been blessed with a body most women would kill for- literally. Even after giving birth, her body is as addictive as sex to a nymphomaniac. Besides her sexy ass Pilates body.... I'm just as addicted to this woman's heart, mind and soul. She is a phenomenal mother, friend, sister, daughter, employee, student, singer, girlfriend, fiancé and soon to be wife. She brought the most beautiful baby boy into this world. He constantly impresses me and makes me fall more in love with both of them. She gave me her heart and the family that blows my dream family out of the water. Kelly is everything and more. If you had her and lost her, I'm sorry. I have her now and will not lose her. She is my soul mate, best friend and best lover- Forever & Now. She's gonna be my wife and I can't wait. Thank you for loving me Kelly. There is nothing better than MY Kellys love. Find your own Kelly and never let her go.
Me: Kelly kissed me last night!
Older brother: "STFU! You just ruined so many wet dreams"
by Daddy2Duchess September 23, 2017
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kelly

Someone's exposed butt crack. Especially when at least three inches is visible and hairy.
(See plumbers crack.)
Dude! get a belt, you showin your kelly! and by the way, shave a line where your back stops and your butt starts.
by John the man! January 3, 2008
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Kelly

Kelly has been mooching rides off me for several years. She never offers to pay for gas and one time my hand was broken and she still made me drive her. I do not like this girl or her ethics/morals.
by Colleeflower99 May 31, 2018
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