Kicking Cars

verb The act of exploding your feet into parked cars after achieving incredible states of drunkeness and happiness all at once.

adjective intense satisfaction with alcohol as contributor

how was you night?

Dude, kicking cars night!

Translation: fun at a club, drunk, hooked up, and consequently slammed feet into parked cars.

by MiamiJones September 28, 2011

pussy kick

Getting kicked in pussy

I pussy kicked my friends today. I was fun!!

by Pussy kick May 11, 2017

missionary kick

Two women using their big toes to pleasure eachother

After a great night thr lesbians had some fun using the missionary kick.

by sealav December 20, 2014

Kick in the balls

When a boy receives a kick to his groin. A kick in the balls is usually used by a girl but can also be used by a boy as a joke if they don’t do it too hard. A boy who forcefully hits another boy in the balls is not valid. Girls who forcefully hit boys in the balls are also not valid but there is nothing we can do about it.

Girlfriend : wanna sleep at mine ?
Boyfriend : sure but your house stinks
Girlfriend : omg shut up and get changed
Boyfriend : ok *begins to remove shirt*
Girlfriend : quickly uses a kick in the balls while he has his shirt over his head

Boyfriend : had no idea what’s just happened but falls to the ground and starts rolling around grabbing on to his groin

Girlfriend : you shouldn’t of said my house stinks
Boyfriend : that was too far im breaking up with you
Girlfriend : kicks him in the balls even harder while the boyfriend was only wearing underwear

Boyfriend : dies

by Nutshot pain June 11, 2023

kicked in the jimmy

This is where someone takes their foot (with or without shoes) and places it rapidly and firmly against your genitalia in a manner to cause the person who owns said genitalia excruciating pain which may or may not lead to things like; crossed eyes, loss of breath, crying like a baby, anger, confusion, thoughts of random animals and soreness through out the middle abdomen.

Matt was kicked in the jimmy by his girlfriend Sue because she found out he was cheating on her.

by MR34 August 6, 2014

spaghetti kick

The act of appearing to Roundhouse Kick a combatant, while in actuality missing their head with your foot entirely, instead opting to bluntly strike your opponent in the face with ones excessively large dong on the follow through

“yo stfu or ill spaghetti kick the shit outta you”
“With that tiny ass weenor ya got? Yeah, ok”

by Hans P. Dingleberry M.D May 27, 2021

kick the habit

An attempt to end some form of addiction

My heroin addiction has gotten out of control, I'm gonna try to kick the habit.

by Raoul Duke November 11, 2015