jumping retard

retard who likes to jump

that retards jumping, he must be a jumping retard

by mdoggydog March 7, 2009

window jump

what you're supposed to do when idiots are arguing about really stupid shit

The argument was so stupid I had to do the window jump.

by johnson7365 March 3, 2007

Jump rope

This is the person who likes to go out to ruin everyones night, they sit there n dont talk or they just keep following you around not saying anything, then when it gets good they want to go home. The whole time you are jumping over them to have fun.

So i took katie out last night, she was a total jump rope all night long, I shouldnt have even went out.

by Swasian February 23, 2009

Bush Jumping

Bush Jumping is a sport. Others may call it a hobby. The sport was first created in 2007 by a Swansea schoolgirl called Rachel Hellier, during a trip to St Fagans, Museum of Welsh Life.

Firstly, participants must find a very large bush. It is more suitable if it is round. The idea is to run and jump into the bush either facing forwards or backwards at a high speed.

The bush will either support the participant, or unfortunately for some will not... It depends on the bush's durability and sustainability, depending on many factors including size and weather.

There have been many regional heats of bush-jumping taking place throughout the UK (In August 08, the actual creator travelled to Fleetwood, Lancashire to take part in a heat) and it is an upcoming sport to look out for. There is even a facebook group supporting it.

However, there is a lot of uncertainty about the sports future; it is said that the sport will either take off, or like some other 'different' sports, gradually die out, without the recognition it deserves

Bush Jumping- Running and jumping into a bush at St Fagans, Wales.

by Sarah Jayne Rees December 9, 2008

Jump Jugs

Breast that initiate or increase one's desire to touch, grasp and have one's way with, when seen bouncing as a result of jumping or jumping-like movements.

Jack: I never noticed Jenny had such large and shapely breasts until I saw her jumping on that trampoline.

Brad: Yeah, me too! She has mad jump jugs.

"I'd always liked Jessica's breasts but when I saw her jump jugs in that aerobics class my desire to have my way with them increased exponentially."

by O.A.O. December 12, 2009

Gorilla Jumping

Synonym for tea bagging. Often associtated with Halo (used to taunt in this case)

Let's gorilla jump that spawn killing assmaster.

by Will Bates January 27, 2004

Hump and Jump

The act of hooking up with someone in your own bed and then leaving to sleep somewhere else.

"Yea I finished and thought she'd leave, but I had to hump and jump and sleep on Ryan's couch.

by urbansplatt May 27, 2018