Juan

A fatass that caused the earthquakes in California and leads a Gag group called killer cartel

Juan: * jumps once*
Cali: woah a earthquake!

by Onlymesoshutup July 9, 2019

Juan

Juan is the name of a nice boi who can be amazingly annoying (sort of like his friend, Bup.) But he will almost always have your back if you need it. Also, it’s a cool name in general

I don’t know how to use the word Juan in a sentence

by Scoralin September 10, 2020

The Fishy Juan

When you're done finger banging a broad with a smelly pussy then you go swipe underneath your buddy's nose.

My friend fell victim to the Fishy Juan.

by Not Mancow July 9, 2014

Juan Jose Lugo

A wise man from Mexico who moves to the United States of America to make women and men fall in love with him. This man typically will have a bald head, mustache, and a big dick that he uses as a weapon.

Damn, that Juan Jose Lugo guy....sure got my azz sprung..

I thought I was going to spend the weekend with that Juan Jose Lugo, that nigga had me in lock for 2 years.

by FKN_Lii October 21, 2022

Juan noodle

A sexual position where the woman is on top backwards, and the male slides down a set of stairs. This allows his body to wiggle/flap like a noodle while the woman is riding in a basic reverse cowgirl.

Melinda told me we can do the Juan Noodle tonight! I hope I don’t get too many bruises on my back.

by Domgirl24 January 29, 2024

Juan

A guy who is amazing and you would find yourself lucky if you know one because Juan’s can be your bff’s.If you have a boyfriend or like someone named Juan never let them go. Juan’s kisses may be the best ones since their soft and gentle. Also if you are loved by a Juan you are very lucky. Juan’s hugs are the best ones in the world.So if you see a Juan outhere never miss a chance to be part of their life.

ex:“Omg!!! You see that Juan he is gorgeous

by isangelina2476 May 3, 2018

Juan jose robayo

A person who always wants to improve himself and fulfill his dreams, the best friend you could ask for, will always give you a hand in difficult times and support you in your achievements, be careful if you fall in love with him because you will only receive love, hugs, songs that lull you and many other beautiful things.

“Search for one Juan Jose Robayo, you know you need it!”

Juan José Robayo + You = Your Soulmate!

Juan Jose Robayo, Person who loves music and his loved ones.

by El universo December 16, 2021