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Blomie Jon

Blomie Jon is an infamous Mexican co-founder and current top leader of the Blomie Nation, an international crime syndicate based in all over society. Before he assumed leadership of the entire nation, he allegedly served as a member in the 2nd year of the nation. After the first leader was tortured & killed, he later was recruited by the second leader, who later on decided it was time for retirement. As of early 2024, Blomie Jon has been the leader since and he has never been arrested or incarcerated.
They say he’s from the nation of Mr. Blomie Jon” “
by BigManJon June 3, 2024
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Jon Jon

Most dangrous jit ever. Never disrespect jon jon.
Jit 1: Jon Jon jus said he would slap me, i'm finna beat his ass.
Jit 2: JON JON, the nigga who got a metal plate in his mouth, Jon Jon
Jit 3; JON JON, the nigga who faught a pitbull with his bare hands and won, Jon Jon
by Not a Lavoris December 7, 2023
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Pulling a jon

hyping / talking up an event and then not going at the last minute.
"the show lineup looked great, but when it came time to get ready i ended up pulling a jon and stayed home"
by gato perdido July 16, 2008
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Jon Drinks Water

A wholesome channel of a wholesome man hydrating himself, entertaining thousands of viewers. He currently has almost 10000 videos of himself drinking water.
-Prepare yourself, a huge celebration is about to occur!
-I don't care
-Jon Drinks Water is about to hit 10000!
-WAIT WHAT
by JonDrinksWaterCommenter January 8, 2021
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Jon Reid

Jon Reid is the current Rector of Larbert High School and is very famous within the schools community
Jon Reid has handed out many detentions
by FordFocus2007 August 2, 2022
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Jon McDonald

Your local pedo a bit like Dylan beeston
Dylan: Hi Moses wanna get in my van

Moses: oh Dylan don’t be such Jon McDonald
by Juice WRLD seizure December 29, 2019
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Jon-Claude

One of a kind name. As it belong to a one of a kind guy. Smart, handsome and strong. Not to mention he definitely has a large Pen*s and always ends up rich.
Hay Jon-Claude, take that big thing out your pocket.
by Oxford big Dicktionary November 23, 2021
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