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bo jo

nickname for boris johnson litterally every brit knows.
were watching bo jo say his speech
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gari jo

the sexiest memer there has ever lived, also looks a tad bit like a garden gnome, but other than that she's pretty hawt.
wow did you see that girl, she looks like a Gari Jo.
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makaydee jo

A strong, kind-hearted girl that is caring deep down with a dramatic tuff shell on the outside. She will stick by your side.
Let’s hang Makaydee Jo!!!
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Jo Jo siwa

Jo Jo siwa is a baddie who writes sogs and has a youtube channel SHE ALSO SPEAKS WAY TO FAST

"hi are you jo jo siwa i am a big fan"

JoJo siwa: "JKSDHFHFKDHDFDGHSKYHUSGDUKSHFGHSHJFHGKFGKHFSHJDSFJH"
"huh"
"do you like jo jo siwa"
"OMG NOOO SHE HAS TURNED IN TO A WIRED BRATTY GIRL I MISS BOOMARAG"
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Raf and Jo

Rafaele and Jovana have known each other since primary school. Raf grew up to be a football playing party hard dawg. Jo did great in school, excelled in most major fields and only started partying as a university student. They lost contact then. Desiring different lifestyles and social groups and .. drugs maybe. Raf knew how to get it, you know, the girls, the attention. He was very playful, downplayed his own intelligence and lived off his reputation. Jo, having spent her teens as a wallflower, was a late bloomer, getting first waves of attention in her twenties. Which totally overwhelmed her. And made her forever shy. And taught her about the game out there.

When they met again they were both very attractive.
It really shocked Jo to see Raf so deeply inbedded in life and its celebration. Like, Rafa, you having all this fun and thats cool but what you gonna do when the fun is over? Or you need somebody you can trust? And Raf was like, yo, Jo, you fine and all that, headgame strong, but how you gonna play when your heart start calling out? Iz your brain gon kill yo heartz??

Jo once told me that Rafa completed her that way. In reminding her to let go off trained, learned, mouthed manners and unearth the heart's own speaking. It's what challenged her enough to accept him as evenly matched.

Raf, on the other hand, never talked to anyone about anyone or anything remotely challenging. So we don't know for sure about his match. We just like watching them together. Its really a special thing, a bond, a thing, a ship. Raf and Jo.
by Krkič July 3, 2019
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Kitty Jo

Kitty Jo is one of the most interesting people you will ever meet. Kitty Jo is mostly like a mirror, but with a little bit of spice. That means that she will mostly return the same energy that you give to her, but she also always maintains her own energy and she will never change her own beliefs and traditions when it comes to returning the same energy back.

Kitty Jo is a charming person to be around. If you ever meet a Kitty Jo, never let them go.
Kitty Jo's are a rare and exotic breed and traditionally have dark features.

Kitty Jo's are conventional very attractive, especially when it comes to wisdom. Speaking of wisdom, Kitty Jo's are extremely intellectual.
Cal: Wow, that girl is hot and smart. Who is that?
Jo: Oh don't mind them, they're just a Kitty Jo.
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Jo Branding

an acid attack.

Other Forms: The Jo Brand, Jo Branded

brought to you by Jo Brand, a British "comedian"

Quote: “Certain unpleasant characters are being thrown to the fore, and they’re very, very easy to hate, and I’m kind of thinking, why bother with a milkshake when you could get some battery acid?
That’s just me, sorry, I’m not gonna do it, it’s purely a fantasy, but I think milk shakes are pathetic, I honestly do. Sorry.”
"Damn, did you hear what happened to Bobby?"
"No, what happened"
" He got a Jo Branding"
"Damn"
by SciFi_Ninja June 18, 2019
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