Jeff Clingenpeel Jr.

My dad who will be the chef at a cookout after we kick Calendario out of the property.

"He thinks he owns this property? Then he's a fucking nut." - Jeff Clingenpeel Jr.

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

My name jeff

A name and joke from the movie 21 jump street.

If your name is Jeff you can say my name Jeff

by Ethanjeffgodreal1 May 6, 2024

Jeff Brondel

A guy who has it all. Jeff is a snarky, sassy guy, but he can also be your best friend. He's kind and might bring you cake on your birthday, if youre lucky. Jeff will teach you, but he doesn't care if you mess up. He is forgiving and loves to craft and hunt. If you ever come across Jeff, don't take him for granted. Jeff is also a valued K of C member.

Look, it is Jeff Brondel!
Jeff Brondel is so cool!

by love urself October 29, 2018

rancid jeff

A way of describing something or someone that's rancid

That guy you're kissing is 'Rancid Jeff'

Ugh, man those shoes are 'Rancid Jeff'

by dri* June 10, 2008

jeff podolski

a big fucking waste of time

Student: Hey did you do that essay for Mr. Podolski?
Other Student: No I was too busy not giving a fuck about kings and shit.
Student: Yeah jeff podolski a big fucking waste of time.

by all.hail.plankton January 17, 2018

Jeff

Beware. Once you have met Jeff, you cannot go back. Looking at Jeff in the eyes is like challenging a bull. In fact, Jeff is like a matador that dances with the bull - he is fearless and dances with wonderful prowess. He's skilled in the black arts of video games with the likes of Call of Duty in his arsenal. You shall not defeat his vast collection of sweater vests, sweaters and golf hats. His knowledge of random trivia is unparalleled. Wise he is in the ways of Star Wars, his spirit animal is baby Yoda. If you need wise quotes from legendary movies he will utter them with a voice like Gandalf the Grey and you will be shook. Jeff often goes by the alter ego name of "Jefe". He assumes this name when great dignity while eating tamales. To know Jeff is to be enriched, full of laughter and have a great time.

That dude has Jeff like qualities.

by JoRae December 10, 2019

Jeff

A baseball player who thinks he’s good and he’s a dummy.

Man stop being a Jeff.

by James Murray Benedict Sandwich March 5, 2020