jeff beansauce

someone who is very sexy, hot and attractive.

also the ultimate annoyance of ess (erics support server) eric golde shitty brat
also hates eric golde

Person One: BROOOO!!! DID you hear about jeff beansauce???
jeff beansauce: i am jeff beansauce
Person One: Wait what, its all jeff beansauce ?
jeff beansauce: always has been motherfricka
Dani: oh you dont know what karlson is?
*chuckles*
jeff beansauce: im in danger..

by Mansarrd June 30, 2022

Jeff

Jeff’s are typically good ole boys. They like to pick pepperonis off of their pizzas and lick each one seductively before popping each one in their mouth.

A Jeff will usually buy you a cold soft serve ice cream on a hot day, but he will lick the swirl off the top of the ice cream before handing it to you.

Jeff fingered my spinach artichoke dip before passing it to me across the table .

by Frodo Hoofenstein November 23, 2024

Jeff

The act of being incredibly fat. Often refers as a human pedophile. Frequent intake of loli porn.

Often talks in difficult vocabulary due to the frequent activity of drowning itself in movie marathons and fapping”

Is gay.

“Damn bro! shes like 10. You’re such a Jeff!”

“Ew, you’re so gay. Dont be a jeff.”

by dinthewhale October 26, 2022

Jeff

Thinks he's cool and blocked me after I sang Hit or Miss

Me: Hit or Miss
Jeff: Sorry I have to help other customers
Me: YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND+

Jeff: *blocks*

by _moonchild January 31, 2019

Jeff

Typical name for a white guy.

Jeff is so white.

by Thicccboilover October 22, 2019

Jeff clan

The best clan in Minecraft

im in Jeff clan and my dick became smaller

by Haqqam? March 13, 2022

jeff seavey

Daniel seavey's dad, he also is really good at playing people's feelings.

*someone hints at something*
Me:That's a Jeff Seavey right there

by Bessons.chickee August 31, 2020