Jacob 

You will fall for his charm and his kindness and his goofyness !! BUT NO STOP right there HE'S. A REALLY REALLLY Bad guy super bad Jacobs will break your heart leave the guy as fast as you can!! He only is playing with your feeling!! basically leading you on !! he talking to 100 other girl right now while your searching this up ! SO LEAVE HIM all guys that start with the letter " j " are bad trust me! I learned the hard way!

Jacob:...
you: ....and I oop

Jacob by Sadgirl12223 June 21, 2019

Jacob 

JACOB IS A BUMHOLE THAT BULLIES ME

Me : hey Jacob
Jacob: SHUT UP YOU BOT

Jacob by Belpis June 26, 2019

Jacob 

A Jacob is typically a rude, awful person. They usually can’t keep relationships because they love to party and Live for attention from all women except their own. Jacobs usually smoke a lot of weed can can’t stay erect because they always circle jerk to heavy metal music in their free time.

Guy one: yo is Jacob throwing that giant circle jerk party?

Guy 2: yeah bro, we’re all getting super chopped so it’s not gay

Guy one: it’s still gay bro..

Guy 2: ... nah bro, chill out and wack off.

Jacob by -ali$420&- July 2, 2019

Jacob 

Shrimp dick. Idiotic peace of shit and annoying

Jacob is a dick head

Jacob by TSM_Cracker July 4, 2019

Jacob 

Jacob has a big d*ck he always has a big dick he is sometimes dumb but when he feels like it he’ll be smart sometimes he be acting really gay

Maya:Jacob has a big dick I sucked it,but it didn’t fit In my mouth
Erick: woah you must had fun last night ;)

Jacob by Westanbts💜💜 July 16, 2019

Jacob 

an all around awful guy. he is cocky, immature, rude, stubborn, and narcissistic. he blames everything on everyone else and never takes ownership. one of his favorite things to do is mess with your head. he will make you think he likes you but then get mad at you for no reason. a jacob is someone who is all talk but no skill. he is the fakest person you will ever meet. he is also very loud and obnoxious. his friends don’t even like him. he is not attractive at all. and just when you thought he couldnt get worse, turns out he is a player. he is someone you just dont want to be around. and he will probably end up stabbing you in the back.

Friend: “hey why are you so upset?”

You: “jacob was being an ass”

Jacob by factspiller July 26, 2019

Jacob 

Its me, none of you can have the Jacob now!

Little brother: Mom said it’s my time to use the Jacob.

Me: awww man!

Jacob by MrBitchiloid July 31, 2019