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jacob by yo mane May 29, 2019
A Jacob is typically a rude, awful person. They usually can’t keep relationships because they love to party and Live for attention from all women except their own. Jacobs usually smoke a lot of weed can can’t stay erect because they always circle jerk to heavy metal music in their free time.
Guy one: yo is Jacob throwing that giant circle jerk party?

Guy 2: yeah bro, we’re all getting super chopped so it’s not gay

Guy one: it’s still gay bro..

Guy 2: ... nah bro, chill out and wack off.
Jacob by -ali$420&- July 2, 2019
Jacob is a dick head
Jacob by TSM_Cracker July 4, 2019
Jacob has a big d*ck he always has a big dick he is sometimes dumb but when he feels like it he’ll be smart sometimes he be acting really gay
Maya:Jacob has a big dick I sucked it,but it didn’t fit In my mouth
Erick: woah you must had fun last night ;)
Jacob by Westanbts💜💜 July 16, 2019
an all around awful guy. he is cocky, immature, rude, stubborn, and narcissistic. he blames everything on everyone else and never takes ownership. one of his favorite things to do is mess with your head. he will make you think he likes you but then get mad at you for no reason. a jacob is someone who is all talk but no skill. he is the fakest person you will ever meet. he is also very loud and obnoxious. his friends don’t even like him. he is not attractive at all. and just when you thought he couldnt get worse, turns out he is a player. he is someone you just dont want to be around. and he will probably end up stabbing you in the back.
Friend: “hey why are you so upset?”

You: “jacob was being an ass
Jacob by factspiller July 26, 2019
Its me, none of you can have the Jacob now!
Little brother: Mom said it’s my time to use the Jacob.

Me: awww man!
Jacob by MrBitchiloid July 31, 2019