Italian Breakup

A breakup like the ones from Jersey Shore; they don't mean anything. Either the couple is destined to get back together and experience the same problems, or they become friends with benefits.

Girl 1: Daisy broke up with Johnny and kissed him right after!
Boy 1: Daisy is fond of Italian breakups...

by CaptainWhoregan July 01, 2012

italian soccer

The soccer that has earned the hatred of nations worldwide.
Thier best tactic: The sham dive

Italy spent half the time in the finals
on the ground. Italian soccer suks

by U_Fool July 23, 2006

italian roulette

like russian roulette but ther are NO bullets in ANY chambers

"blimey Darren" exclaimed Dave "that dark-skinned dwarf's a brave bastard"
"nah" replied darren laconically "unfortunately, he's playing italian roulette!"

by theWestHamfan January 03, 2004

Italian Bulldog

This is when a girls is licking a bulldogs balls while it's eating spaghetti off the floor.

That women sure loves Italian Bulldogs!

by Mr. Becker January 11, 2008

italian mafia

Mafia men (mafiosi) are very dangerous criminals, mostly murderers on their own or on commission. The goal of mafia is power, and they achieve this keeping people in deep fear. If you disagree with a mafioso, you'll die. If not you, any other member of your family will, children included, probably more than one.

Mafia has many different "flavours", according to the region they rule in. Mafia in Sicily, 'Ndrangheta in Calabria, Camorra in Campania, Sacra Corona Unita in Puglia. Despite their local differences, they all act under the same criminality pattern: threats, blackmail and murder, sometimes carnages. Their major monetary income is usually by drug dealership.

Don't mistake italian mafia with italian folklore: they're really different issues. Italian mafia is the worst italian calamity.

Who murdered Falcone and Borsellino? Italian Mafia was, whoever else?

by Marhis August 22, 2007

Italian Guy

An asshole

Kelly: Did you date that Italian guy?

Me: Yeah he was an asshole

by Jkhey October 18, 2015

Italian Drive By

The act of throwing wiggly cooked spaghetti at someone's house and bushes from a moving car. Meatballs and sauce are expected to accompany the spaghetti

Bro did you see the Italian drive by on joes house yesterday? There was spaghetti all over his bushes

by Water444 May 09, 2016