A butt crack of a male or female that is extra long. Almost appearing to start at the lower back. When one observes Sir Long Crack one must sing the Sir Long Crack Tune,
Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,
Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.
Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,
Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.
by Big Juice Boy November 23, 2021

The richest man on earth. The absolute best. His hobbies are drinking, beating his children, occasionaly smashing the empty bottles on their heads. He wins the lottery twice a week.
Dice: Hello master
Sir Satanus: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DISGUSTING FREAK!
A worshiper: Oh my god, it's the mighty Satanus!
Sir: MUHAHAHAHA! ON YOUR KNEES, WORM!
Sir Satanus: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DISGUSTING FREAK!
A worshiper: Oh my god, it's the mighty Satanus!
Sir: MUHAHAHAHA! ON YOUR KNEES, WORM!
by nomiebobby March 15, 2024

by Sleepyboibear March 4, 2025

Sir is the kindest, most beautiful, handsome, cute, adorablee, smart and loyal and caring guy you'll ever meet. Usually tall asl and strong and he is hilarious likee allll his joeks r funny. He doesnt realize how perfect and amazing he is. If you get in a rls with a sir never let him goo you will lose your worldd.
Jessica- "Hey did you see Sir today?"
Sarah- "Yea he looked fine asf omg!!"
Jessica-"Yess too bad hes dating abby otherwise id totally tap that"
Sarah- "Yea he looked fine asf omg!!"
Jessica-"Yess too bad hes dating abby otherwise id totally tap that"
by stinky1117 October 1, 2023
