Irish Mist

A golden shower given after a night of heavy drinking.

I gave that girl I met at the pub last night an irish mist when we got home.

by nrichprime October 4, 2008

irish apple

A potato. Simple as that--A potato. Not a deformed penis, not a sexual act--just a potato.

I'm eating an irish apple right now.

" -I got candy corn! -I got a popcorn ball! -I got an irish apple! -I got a rock."

by MasterGrief November 22, 2006

shanty Irish

poor or disreputable People of Irish decent (the term is used in the United states rather than Ireland)

I am finding myself feeling more weary of shanty Irish every time they come around my house.

by The Return of Light Joker March 8, 2011

Irish Alarm Clock

Fuck. OFF. sigh. no more fart, alcohol, potato, or poor jokes about us, please. We are people too, who have feelings, and it is offensive. We have gone through so much shit, don't know if any of you shitheads realize it, but we have. No, the blacks weren't alone. Sure they had slavery, but we had fuckin brits on us, fire us first, hire us last. We were always poor, slaved in factories, were kept down by the brits, made to build a wall, many died in the process. Little kids. Elderly, sick, tired people. Everyone gets jumped on for being racist about african-americans now, but what about all the fuckin Irish jokes? cut it out. My grandma came to America when she was 18, and everyone made her embarrassed about her heritage. She was too shy to TALK. Then, she met Grandpa. =) he understood her. Now she's pretty well off, rich actually. I have only faced a little racism, I don't really have an accent, no (well, some people say I talk a little weird, lol), but when people find out I'm Irish... there's where the alcoholic jokes begin.

" Hey, you ever give anyone an Irish Alarm Clock?"
" go die in a hole."

by THE REAL Grungegirl August 9, 2009

Irish Darts

When a woman spreads her cheeks and invites multiple strong men to launch midgets face-first into her asshole, usually resulting in intense bruising, and extreme anal pleasure. Note: Not fun to be the midget in this sexual act.

Chloe: Hey Danny and John, wanna have a game of Irish Darts? I'll be the dart board!

Danny: Ok, but we'll need a midget...

Kristen: I'm game!

(John launches Kristen towards the asshole of Chloe, smothering her in a blood/fecal matter combination)

by tdnizzle111 July 17, 2011

Irish dayquil

Code name for Balack and Tans
See also Irish Nyquil

Kevin's ass got suspended for hitin' the Irish Dayquil int he parking lot a little too often.

by the skanky cuizon October 17, 2006

Irish Espresso

Intercourse via the anus, committed by a large Irish man with an Italian man of smaller physical stature.

{espresso, past participle of esprimere, to press out, from Latin exprimere : ex-, ex- + premere, to press; see per-4 in Indo-European roots.}

Hobs licked Sean's backside while Matt gave him an
Irish Espresso .

by e5051 February 25, 2007