“This girl gave me burnin’ wood last night after dinner, she made spicy curry and gave me a blow job afterwards, it burnt like hell”
by PapaSmurff69 November 02, 2021
Pooping in the woods has two definitions
1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit
2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.
Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.
1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit
2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.
Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.
1. After my incident with the bean burrito, the rest of the camping trip consisted of me pooping in the woods
2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.
2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.
by PooperOvTehWoods March 07, 2014
This is a new and popular term to describe someone who’s transphobic, homophobic, racist and/ or sexist.
This term can also be used to describe someone who’s narcissistic or full of themselves.
This term can also be used to describe someone who’s narcissistic or full of themselves.
“She’s so full of herself, she’s a Chelsea Woods.”
“Can you stop making racist comments, you’re a Chelsea Woods!”
“Can you stop making racist comments, you’re a Chelsea Woods!”
by Mimi777 June 21, 2019
When a person remembers something so enjoyable and enthralling, from their past, that they proceed to develop a physical or spiritual erection. This phenomenon is known to induce strong feelings of euphoria and, on occassion, tight trousers.
I walked into Disneyland, witnessed the grandeur, and proceeded to hide immediately. Children should not witness a vigorous display of nostalgia wood.
My nostalgia wood was raging when the FF7 theme came on unexpectedly.
My nostalgia wood was raging when the FF7 theme came on unexpectedly.
by The Punctual Narcoleptic January 31, 2019
"Hey look its zachary wood"
by Jaredsfootlong February 15, 2018
My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.
by GabePriest January 22, 2018