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Carnival Face

Someone who has a very disfigured face, is very unattractive, and looks like they give out goldfish if you throw a ball into a glass. Or if they work at McDonald's.
"Hey Carl, I was fucking this chick doggystyle, and she turned around, and WOAH, carnival face."
by A Lanz March 31, 2009
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Marble Face

When one ejaculates into another ones rectum followed by pull out maneuver which results in a cumshit on the recipients face or hands.
Last night I got totally "Marble Faced".

Did you hear the time Jenna "Marbled Face".

I got surprised "Marble Faced" last night.
by VisualistTV December 15, 2018
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Farmer Face

When a (white) man has a face that looks like a farmer's, or that one of his previous ancestors could have been a farmer, very plain faced, with smaller eyes, a strong triangle at the eyebrows when wincing, and usually a shaved head, receding hairline, or buzzed head.

If you put a pair of overalls and/or a farmer hat and/or in front of a tractor, they would look the part.

Corey Taylor of Slipknot/Stone Sour, James Hetfield of Metallica, and Farron Cousins of The Ring of Fire are excellent examples of Farmer Face
Girl: Corey Taylor is soo hot! What do you think, babe?
Guy: Uh, he totally has farmer face. Throw him in some overalls posing in front of a tractor and he'd pass.
Girl: God dammit, you're right. You ruined him for me 🙄
Guy: 🤷🏻 ♀️
by 2Rs2Ns June 7, 2019
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shart-faced

Accidental inebriation. If "to shart" is the act of intending to fart but accidentally shitting yourself, and "shit-faced" is the state of being intoxicated, then it follows that "shart-faced" would be a condition of drunkenness reached only by accidental or unintentional means.
Honey, we only went out for a couple of beers but Mel kept ordering these little shots of blue shit and the next thing you know we're all completely shart-faced.
by Fred Poole December 2, 2010
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face the fact

James needs to face the fact that Linda has moved on.
by applepie25 May 6, 2015
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Naked Facing

When some one goes to a dog fight, than goes home to take pictures of there face while they are naked.
Man my friend and i took "naked facing" to the next level last night...you seen my dog?
by LoydNIggerson November 21, 2011
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Coricidin Face

While tripping on dex(DXM), a common side effect other than deteriorating your entrails is known as the coricidin face. The face of the tripper usually consists of: dilated pupils, a frustrated grimace, facial numbage, and overall confusion. By the face and the voice of the specimen, it is usually obvious when someone is DEX trippin.
Wagz - Hey did you guys see Buchser last night?

Duff - Yea he had coricidin face like a motha fucka! Trippin Balls!
by datDaWg317 October 16, 2010
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