IMAX

At a bachelor party when a female stripper lays a patron down on his back, squats over him, straddles his face, and rubs her vagina all over the bachelor's face.

She straddled the bachelor's face with her vagina and gave him the IMAX .

by martemar August 2, 2016

blessed image

The exact opposite of a cursed image, meaning an image of adorable or pure nature.

That picture of Polite Cat is a blessed image!

by AntisocialWeeb August 22, 2018

stock image

An often weird, absolutely ridiculous or on the other side absolutely normal but put in the wrong context image. It may often be used in schoolbooks. Often in low quality.

-Is that man kissing... A watermelon on a woman's body?
-Dunno bro. It's a stock image.

by NotHereCo May 21, 2019

Male body image

Males often have negative body image, but women and girls get all the attention, so males are generally left in the dust and are more susceptible to self-hate because of this.

Did you hear that Sandra Fluke tried to disprove the theory that male body image is real too?

by YERGHETTO February 5, 2015

Im a fucking retarded bitch

Some random shit i made up

Im a fucking retarded bitch

by Urban killer 911 November 5, 2019

imaginary friend

A fictional companion, often created out of loneliness. Imaginary friends can often be found congregating around definitions of non-celebrities, singing the praises of the person in question.

OMG, John is so awesome. He's loved by his mobs of friends, his family, and even complete strangers he meets on the street. He's friendly, and well-mannered, with nary a hair out of place. John's amazing at sports and all the ladies are unable to resist his charms and good looks. Plus, he's such a great friend. I don't know where I'd be today if I'd never met the paragon of perfection that is John.

by An Imaginary Friend

by With Hidden Noise May 1, 2006

imaginary muffin

a word or phrase made up just to annoy the shit out of someone.

Oh yeah he was just saying that as an imaginary muffin.

by rachaelah February 13, 2007