Hurted

The past tense of being hurt

Remember when you fell”
“Yeah that hurted”

by Antdogurmum1234 October 20, 2018

Health Hurts

The greatest parody of Truth Hurts by Lizzo

“HEY DUDE! HAVE YOU HEARD HEALTH HURTS YET! IT’S ABSOLUTE FIRE MAN

by Yung Cesar Parody Guy November 28, 2020

Hurted

Not even a real damn word you’re the stupid one for looking it up

“My booty hole hurted” see it doesn’t make sense stupid

by Sassy_unicorn December 11, 2018

mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Hurted

A word in mine & others dictionary.
It means hurt but most people would end up saying hurted instead because why not plus it’s the first thing that comes out my mouth.

K: *Throws scissors at me
T: Ouchh that Hurted

by ThAtOnEuGlYgIrL😂 November 14, 2019

hurt puppy syndrome

One who feigns injuries and/or illness to win the sympathy, attention, and intimacy of others exhibits "hurt puppy syndrome" . A form of sociopathic behavior.

Jimmy played the hurt puppy syndrome card to win the attentions of the girl next door.

by Jiggle lo April 15, 2015

This shit hurts

Thinking hallucinations hurt your body.

Damn this shit hurts.

by Samantha Jo November 7, 2019