Homework

what you aren't doing right now

instead of doing my homework i decided to put definitions on the urban dictionary

by 3ating food November 4, 2019

My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021

i need to do my homework

u dont know why u cant do ur homework? simple. bec- AHHH ITS A FUCKING LESBIAN

person 1: why cant i do my homework

person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework

by whydoiexistbro March 2, 2023

homework

something stupid

i cant do my homework

by jsbdj November 26, 2021

friend homework

Watching all the videos/clips that your friend sends you on, what is usually, a social media app that has a doom-scrolling feature like Tiktok on Instagram. This can measure from a few videos to hundreds a day due to how addictive/entertaining the select app is.

“I regret adding them back on Tiktok, I wake up to hundreds of videos of friend homework from them in my messages!”

by the real verity willis December 21, 2023

homework

a legal form of torture. especially the subject called algebra. u want to know painfullness? homework is the key. u already spent 7 hours in plain torture. BUT THEY GIVE U 2 EXTRA HOURS OF FUC#@$ING HOMEWORK. u get ur phone destoryed , ur computer burned up to ashes, and ur TV thrown out of the window. and it's the main reason students suicide. it should be called tree wasting garbage.

student: ah finally free from torture !
homework: are u sure about that?

by jack bbbboooooooiiiiiiiii January 22, 2020

Homework

The torture that gets sent home with you after your torture journey at school for fucking 7 hours and then when you finally think your done you fucking remember that you have to study for that test that you know your gonna fail because you have to find out the history of fucking Canada and then AFTER the test you have to do a FUCKING PROJECT. People shouldn't have to do homework. They should just be able to watch the flash and live a happy life.

I have fucking homework to do so no I can't hang out after school because that one fat ass teacher everyone hates gave me homework.

by The god of lizards June 12, 2017