hayden

Some fat feker who likes to get enjoyment out of his dad grounding him when hes a naughty boy. Hayden has a pebble of a sister who walks around like the cock of the walk even though her diet is the maccies menu. Hayden is a short gay man with horrible taste in men. He wears a rainbow coloured poppy because he likes to spread a gay message just like he spreads his willy wonka across his dads teeth. Hayden is hayden.

Did you see that fat bloke on the bus? It was definitely a hayden.

by ghnfrgnn June 6, 2023

Hayden

a dude with a huge, VOLUPTUOUS gyatt

1: Hey did you see Hayden's ass
2: Didnt we all?

by beefbastard February 10, 2024

Hayden

fitty with a huge willy

person 1 : looks theres hayden the fittest boy ever
person 2 : oh yh i want the the d from that guy, MEOW

by 123sayhay February 2, 2022

hayden

to play half-life to an excessive amount

bro you have hundreds of hours in hal-life, your being a hayden!

by The DiMuccinator March 16, 2024

Hayden Moore

A guy with a big Willy f^cks b1tches from behind ong 😈 and is aesthetic asf and strong

Wowzers that guy Hayden Moore has a huge willy

by Big Willy Billy September 28, 2022

Hayden and Tess

Hayden and tess have oral sexbut hayden can't bust so he's a nobody.

Hayden and tess in a car are they naked yes they are.

by Hairy Nipple_6969 March 3, 2024

Hayden

Hayden is also a dude he is very nice but very moody, he never wants to share his precious pens with you. he is very very nice but he also very serious always very happy and never rude at you but if you say something bad about him i will shove your face into a volley ball.

Hayden is cool

by Heheheholan November 7, 2020