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Mondo Handshake

While having anal sex with a girl, you reach around insert your fist into her vagina and give yourself a hand job through the lining.
I was having sex with a stripper who had a loose buthole, so I reached around and fisted her equally lose vagina and squeezed my penis through the lining to give myself a mondo handshake!
by itsgotom August 11, 2013
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sarasota handshake

Anal fisting at the end of a sensual massage.
The AMP gets $80 for an hour massage, $50 tip for a happy ending and $100 for a Sarasota Handshake.
by ArnoldBath June 26, 2015
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Presidential handshake

The act of grabbing a female's genitals against her will. (Commonly referred to as sexual assault/sexual battery)
Mr Trump has tiny orange elf hands, but be that as it may he is famous for his presidential handshake.
by DonnyTBag November 10, 2016
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alt-handshake

The alt-fact name for a punch in the face
Man, did you see that hilarious clip of that Nazi fuckwit Richard Spencer getting an alt-handshake? So good.

alt-right, fashy, alternative facts, gaslighting
by klausfiend January 28, 2017
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Alabama Handshake

A quick interracial male on male masturbation session.

A dishonest bet in which one party to the bet tries to change the agreement after the bet has been made.
"Jethro, you seen Billy Ray?"

" Yup Pa, I just saw him in your truck outside. He's giving Leroy an Alabama Handshake."

"That motherfucker Cletus says he won't pay up the bet I won. Trying to weasel out by saying it was just an Alabama Handshake."
by Dr Hymen Maximus January 15, 2021
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Levis Strauss Handshake

An over the jeans handjob

Any touching, rubbing, etc. of the penis which requires clothing being an intermediary between the giver and the receiver.
He was really happy with the firm Levis Strauss handshake he got from his girlfriend that morning.

It's at least worth a Levis Strauss Handshake
by DodgerCol December 23, 2009
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White Man's Handshake

A handshake that involves grabbing an outstretched hand firmly and pumping it up and down confidently to avoid an embarrassing flub of a cool handshake. This is usually given when a minority holds out their hand and you, not wanting to mess it up and appear lame, crush their fingers before they show everyone how "white" you are when you mess it up.
Boy 1: I was playing ball at the Y and everyone was introducing themselves. This guy walked up to me, held out his hand and said "Yo, what up? I'm LaTrell." I didn't want to look like an idiot so I grabbed his hand and gave him the White Man's Handshake before he could try anything funny.

Boy 2: Wow...
by Sheepdog October 12, 2012
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