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Gabe

Practically perfect person very athletic fearless and makes friends easily. No flaws at all and a trustworthy and selfless person.
Gabe is drinking juice.
by BoiB0uss November 10, 2018
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Gabe

Exremely chalant person who may or may not also be a mouse. Cannot be mysterious for the life of him and can be located by following the sounds of the nearest ruckus around. If put under a street sign (held up by 2 poles specifically) he might spontaneously combust from the alleged bad luck it brings. Commonly found to lie AND decieve, though he will never admit to doing so.

He goes by many names (e.g: jabs) and will swipe belongings when given the chance, and lives off of soggy rice krispies and random trinkets found when scouring around outside at odd hours of the night </3. Has no perception of cold, and is has gaslit himself into somehow always overheating even when put in the north pole - also has a side job as an elf on the shelf which he will not admit to as that would ruin Santa's business.

He consistently refuses to admit to being a twink, even when presented with overwhelming evidence of being so.

Weaknesses: grammar, sleep, being funny, respecting shower boundaries, being nonchalant, writing while dripped out (rings)

Strengths: swiping (nametags, drip, jokes, etc.), hardly know er jokes, terrible puns, being dripless, embodying alarming lvls of brainrot
- Hey, see that guy over there?
- The one that doesn't look like a main character at all?
- Yeah, must be someone's sidekick. Looks like a Gabe
- I think you're right, let's get out of here before he starts causing a ruckus and stealing our drip :(
by orixinkali May 22, 2024
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Gabe Itch

A kind of itchiness caused by Gabe,it is said if you sleep with him you get the itchiness too.
A gabe itch is chasing me
by NickHer69420 July 26, 2023
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Gabe Helmy

1. Oh my God stacy he's such a gabe helmy.

2. My brother wants to be a Gabe helmy.
by Anneleise October 7, 2019
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Gabe Moment

(verb) When your friend does something stupid or silly and disadvantages your group.
"God Fred you took a wrong turn, what a Gabe moment"
by Alexrilikepie September 22, 2021
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Gabe Ramirez

Someone who only gets with a female because of her car
Someone who needs a ride to work, because they get too many DUI s to get a license is a Gabe Ramirez
by AverageJ21 August 30, 2017
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Gabe

A person that’s gay as fuck and eat chicken on daily bases with his bbc hangout if his pants.
That’s person is a Gabe since he has a small dick
by Chink91169 December 31, 2023
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