Montezuma’s Grenade

Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.

I’m going to give Trisha Montezuma’s Grenade.

What’s Montezuma’s Grenade?

It’s a Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.

by Medical Negligence Protester May 12, 2025

saucy grenade

When you perform a bowel movement and catch it in your hand, then proceeded to ejaculate onto the feces and throw it at your partner while yelling "fire in the hole".

Mom, last night Jimmy gave me a saucy grenade, and my bed is still sticky and smells like dumpster juice. He really needs to adjust his diet.

by L100 Eevee February 10, 2023

zimbabwe hand grenade

Smashing a closed beer bottle on the ground and yelling FIRE!!!

Jeff got thrown out of the bar last night for throwing several zimbabwe hand grenades.

by ToolHandle December 4, 2017

Collect Chaff Grenades; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens whonare addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collect Chaff Grenades; The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Horse grenade

An impossible goal or ideal for which to strive. A reference to the saying "close only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes". Getting as close to the ideal as possible is the goal.

That Democrat horse grenade bill should be passed shortly.

by BurtonLucifer September 2, 2022

Snake grenade

When a man is about to cum, he blocks off his urethra with a rubber band. He repeats this 20 times before the final spunk which pops the rubber band off and the cum explosion

Every night, I snake grenade and it feels so good

by Aaaahahahdyehjfjxbehrjfjtjdd July 20, 2025

Iraqi hand grenade

When a chick is naked on her knees blowing a guy, reaches between her legs and shits in her hand, then slap splatters it onto the guys chest right as he cums.

Hey Joe, you know that chick we're sending to Git-Mo?
Yeah.
Dude, she gave me an iraqi hand grenade for some skittles.
Fucker, those were my skittles.

by Truthman406 November 30, 2025