Beverage Goblin

A person that needs at least three different kinds of beverages around in order to function in their daily life.

This beverage goblin is going to have a meltdown if we don't get her some kombucha.

by GoodishBookish February 19, 2023

High-Chair Goblin

A tiny goblin that parents bring to restaurants and seat at a high-chair at the end of the table to throw shit at people eating.

The waitress was serving our meals when the High-Chair Goblin threw crackers at her and threw up all over my food!

by CuntSmash May 6, 2019

cock goblin

Kevin is a cock goblin who gobbles cocks all day...gobble gobble. He romes the streets at night in his long black cock goblin cape in his blue sparkling thong, hugging his teddy bear. Beware the cock goblin, beware.

COCK GOBLIN

by goblinoflove December 25, 2009

Goblin

A woman of short stature, who dresses as a slut, and is insane (redundant, all women are insane).

Nicole "Snooki" on Jersey Shores.
"Snooki is a cross between a goblin and another goblin" -Dan O'Brien

by Pip-alicious January 10, 2010

Knob Goblin

Its an alternate name for the spiderman character green goblin. The knob goblin is a person that gobbles knobs. Sucks meat off the bone. Someone that enjoys eating throbbing cocks with gigantic veins and swallowng massive loads!

As Jimmy Tootuls grows angry he turns into the knob goblin, eating every cock in site and swallowing ocean size loads of jizz!!!

by JUMBO LEGO November 16, 2009

goopin

what two people do during sex, sliding the males member in and out and all over another participants ass, vagina, etc. with the help of a lube or oil that was added. usually goopin occurs during foreplay. the sensation is distinctive and most always causes a good hard erection and also vaginal secretions more rapidly, hot,desiring passion and willingness to sportfuckeach other into a well earned orgasm,hopefully for both participents

we got busy, and then the goopin was so intense we both should be dead now

by clint cook March 20, 2005

Dirt Goblin

a funny insult for a person who is dirty or poor lol

or black

"jamal is a fucking jigaboo."

"yeah i know have you seen his house? he's a fucking dirt goblin!"

by fuck face nigger July 24, 2009