frosted cactus

A frozen cactus used as a dildo, covered in semen as lube

My wife winced when I subjected her to the discipline of the 'Frosted Cactus'

by Barry Vulva March 6, 2019

frosted fake

when not only photos of some one else on the internet, there also photoshoped.

newfag: IMMA GET PICS WERE NO ONE KNOWS SAUCE

cyber police: YOUS A FROSTED FAKE >:O

by GuyNamedTony November 30, 2010

Dirty frosting

Dirty frosting: The left over poop on your dick after doing anal.

Dirty sanchez gave Dirty frosting.

You got Dirty frosting from dirty sanchez.

Dick! Wash your butt!!

by Maliittt June 21, 2025

frosting on my doggy

When a man ejaculates on another man's penis.

Oh man, I got frosting on my doggy.

by spydrmonke August 21, 2017

Markus Frost

A is very unpopular and has very many crispy socks and thinks he is cool for it

Everyone: he is such a Markus Frost

by Markuseater10000 October 4, 2022

Frosting the Pud

To ejaculate on top of one's own feces, typically straight after taking the shit.

When you're peeking under the stalls at work: "Better not be frosting (the) pud in there!"

"You best not be frosting the pud in there, you bitch."

by Brightside216 May 28, 2021

Frosted

The best booster on all planets of earth

Frosted is the bestest person

by Frosted🥶 May 25, 2021