Freedom Eagle

The freedom eagle is a sexual act performed by a woman on a man to scare him away from all women. The ultimate goal of the freedom eagle is to devote a man to celibacy. To prepare, use a device to play a song by the artist, Toby Keith. In order to perform, the female must assume position on top of the male’s groin and begin to flap her arms mimicking an eagle. Whilst flapping her arms, the female must slap the male across the face and shout “fly motherfucker.” If you are feeling extra free, the female shall put marshmallows in the males mouth and play the game “chubby bunny.” The female should then crumble graham crackers in the males mouth. Additionally, the female can shit in the males mouth for the chocolate addition to make the s’mores triad. If successful, the man will turn to complete celibacy after the trauma.

“They tried the freedom eagle, he said he would never have sex again.”

by The Freedom Eagle November 20, 2025

Freedom Boner

A symbolic or literal erection one obtains in moments of great national pride, or when someone says something incredibly patriotic.

I got such a freedom boner when I heard his speech.

Damn, that gives me such a freedom boner!

by Coinlaundry27 November 26, 2025

Freedom Light

A light at the end of a tunnel. Elaborating for more literal terms, feeling free of a burden; Mental, physical, or even emotional.

Person A: "How're you liking college in comparison to high school?"
Person B: "It's great, I love the freedom light."

by farchitwo February 6, 2025

Freedom Fuck

Definition of “Freedom Fuck”
Is when you fuck a liberal so well she has no choice but to become part of the Freedom party. Each participant in the “Freedom Fuck” is required to chug a 5th of SoCo once the “Freedom Fucking” has commenced.

" That FREEDOM fuck was so good, he pounded the Liberal right out of me"

by anonymous February 12, 2025

Freedom Dorito

The B2 Bomber's angular structure resembles a triangle. Dorito Corn Chips are triangular. B2's deliver Freedom. Ergo: Freedom Dorito

It's all fun and games poking at the American's...right up until the Freedom Dorito arrives.

by DigitalR3x February 19, 2025

Freedom stick

Another way to describe the male penis of an American man.

Girl I went to the United States and this American man had such a big freedom stick.

by Bigdogg93 February 23, 2025

Freedom girl

A girl that has a pair of the baggy hippy pants and has the basic white girl tattoos. She’s very hair and most likely taken a gap year to find herself

She’s a freedom girl because She’s been to Thailand to help the community and has fed elephants and wants to Africa to feed African kids and teach how to count because she wants to show Instagram she’s got a heart.
#oh my God Thailand is so like amazing and spiritual and I think you should like really your part me go

by Beast99. November 23, 2021