fishing hand

A lazy mother fucker. Often incapable of preforming simple task, such as there job. Often complain about working and needing help. Complete oppesit oF a Packer hand!

Man these fishing hand are more worthless than dog shit, I would trade all of them for one Packer hand.

by j hawk August 31, 2010

Fishing

A false excuse for hiding in your bathroom to pleasure your genitalia. Many people say "I'm going fishing" when trying to hide the fact that they are really going to delve into their lotion stash and being a master debater for hours on end. When you ask how fishing was, his eyes will get wide and reply "don't worry about it".

Yo, that dude went "fishing".

LOL we all know what that means.

by bobbert12345 March 18, 2011

Pub Fishing

To walk into a pub (most normally with several friends) (often intoxicated) and yell either the name 'Dave' or 'Sharon' and laugh at the kevs and shazzas that respond.

Dude, the gig's over, what do you want to do?

Let's go pub fishing...

by J April 24, 2004

Grout Fishing

Little phrases or sexual invitations written in the grout of bathroom tiles. Usually seen while sitting on the toilet. Mostly used for public sex; sometime a clever turn of phrase.

Bendix didn't have any luck at the party so he went grout fishing at the truck stop.

by M.A. Ross September 19, 2007

text-fishing

Texting multiple people, like casting multiple fishing lines, waiting to see who responds. Usually done when in moderate to extreme levels of boredom, or to procrastinate in some way.

Person #1: Hey

Person #2: Hey, how's things? How's the family? What've you been up too?

Person#1: No offense, but I'm not really trying to have a serious conversation. I was just text-fishing you.

Person #2: Oh,ok...

by Thatguyinthebusheslookingatyou April 26, 2014

Nigger-Fishing

When white people make themselves look of genuine African descent.

"Hey sally, let's go nigger-fishing at the club!"

by Cayla'sAss November 9, 2018

Go fishing

To go find somebody on the streets to buy alcohol.

Chuck: Man my sis went out of town this weekend and now there is nobody to buy us alcohol.

Chester: Don't worry man, we'll just go fishing.

by Angel_135 September 14, 2009