Family Time

A time during which one hangs out with their family.

My mom said it was going to be family time, and she was right. It was terrible.

by kidneyscones July 22, 2021

family link

a stupid app that makes kids kill themselves

son; I can't play with my phone!
dad: well to bad you stubborn lil brat I can all I want and you can't! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
son: well then flip you dad I'm Asian so now i have saved up $2,000,000 (a lot more than you're worth btw) so I can bye my own dorm and I won't have rules by YOU! So now I'm leaving and going to learn how to hack Google accounts so I can UNLOCK my phone who's laughing now hauteur which we.
dad: He.. he... he.. BOY YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN JUST SAVE UP TWO MILLION DOLLAS AND GET AWAY WITH IT!? YOU CANT YOU STUPID GUY THAT PUT A SUNFLOWER SEED UP YOUR BUT AND THOUGHT YOU COULD GROW A POOP GRASS FOREST!!!!! CUZ IF SO YOU IS SCREWD SO NOW IM JUST GONNA TAKE YOUR PHONE AND PUT IT UP YOUR 69YR GRANDPAS LAWN MOWER AND THEN ILL SUE YOU AND YOULL BE IN JAIL FOR MORE THAN 200YR AND NOW I WILL GIVE YOU FAMILY PP LINK FOR EVER HUHUHUUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUUUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH.
son: thee f**k??????

hey I am currently using family link for my child right now

by Lablesss March 7, 2023

Family shrub

When your family tree is a little wonky and forms more of a shrub/bush shape.

My family tree looks more like a shrub, a family shrub.

by SavageQue December 15, 2020

Creepypasta family

Well known creepypastas but as a family

Jeff the killer Eyeless Jack BEN drowned Slenderman Jane the killer splendorman tenderman trenderman offenderman etc... are all included in the Creepypasta family

by Bloodyletterspurpleflowers November 20, 2022

rhyme family

a genre of poetry or sonnets

Shakespeare was a member of the Elizabethan rhyme family

by Wally Keeler March 6, 2009

Family Lumber

N. Slang for the shaft of a man's penis.

"Yo she hit me so it's like she cut down my family lumber!"

by MrDrapeular September 27, 2013

SPN FAMILY

We are a large group of family and we take it very seriously! We only spread love and positivity

SPN HATERRR: I hate your stinkin show it’s so stupid and it’s fans are ugly

SPN FAMILY: DONT SAY THAT *violently strokes cock charging attack* WE ARE THE BEST

SPN HATER: What are you doing with that fat cock *mouth opens widely*

SPN FAMILY: Take this SPN HATER *jumps on SPN HATERS face smacking his colossal cock across his face and deep throating it*

SPN HATER: ggghhhhgahhaahahh *choking sounds*

SPN FAMILY: IM BOUT TO BUSSSSSSST *semen splicer explodes* choke on my generational family!!!!

SPN HATER: I’m so sorry I won’t disrespect you daddy

by Cof is number one spnfam fan August 21, 2022