Family Guy

I love Family Guy it's anti-feminism

Man: Hey wife how was your first day at work as a CEO??
Woman: It was bad, i suck at it
Man: Naturally, you're a woman!
Woman: HAHA! Oh well.!¿&÷£

Funny stuff, family guy

by A Female CEO August 20, 2017

Family Crisismess

This has two distinct phases:

Phase One optimism
Incurable optimism on the part of at least one person that the "Season of Good Will" has the power to somehow magically prevent arguments/fights between all those people in the family with well-known socially dysfunctional personal qualities and/or antagonistic issues with other

similarly-minded family members.

Phase Two realisation
That same senior family member hates being wrong about anything and gets annoyed that nobody kept the peace after all.

Last time aunty Doris came for Christmas she didn't leave until March because of the Family Crisismess

by Studio19 December 29, 2009

Lizama Family

The Lizama Family is a strong family full of love god bless them

I wanna be part of the Lizama Family

by Rayraylili October 25, 2020

The Foster Family

A bizarre bunch brought together by fate on a road trip round New Zealand. These youngsters all came from the same mum though with different fathers Dad, Dad, Dad and... Daddd!!! Robbie was a vietnam vet, Susie a fashion queen, Paul a football nut and Timbob a gay (well his actions are like one) though his gobshite with the ladies directs otherwise!

All for 1 mum and 3 dads for all... oh and Daddd!!!!

by I'm not going to put my name to this am I, it's utter bullshit October 8, 2004

Family Elevator

A family of the same bloodline; incest

My father is also my brother, more like a family elevator than a tree, we go straight up.

by Cheyamonster February 13, 2017

Family Smug

A person or couple previously interesting and good conversationalists who now that they have children talk about nothing other than everything their children do no matter how mundane and are utterly oblivious to the fact that they now bore the shit out of everyone.

Mary (Mother) "You should see Caitlin and Ashley play with their new little brother it's so sweet"
John (Father) "When he sneezed yesterday, Ashley actually got a tissue and wiped his nose"
Mary "Caitlin has started playing on the piano as well, we'll have to think about lessons soon"
Alex (Friend) Will you two change the fucking subject, you're way too family smug.

by tincopper September 26, 2010

familial vibe

The wholesome feeling when you’re aboard a delta flight along with many nice families after just spent a week with teenagers who revolve their lives around drinking and having sex.

Very familial vibes aboard the delta flight today!

by Urmamamamama2000 February 16, 2023