When an individual gains weight solely in the face and cheek region, giving the illusion of obesity or lack of fitness.
This anomaly is common among aging Hollywood celebrities.
also written as "face lbs"
This anomaly is common among aging Hollywood celebrities.
also written as "face lbs"
Stephanie: Holy shit did you see Luke Wilson in that AT&T commercial?
Eric: Yeah that dude put on some serious face pounds.
Mike: So what do you think about my girlfriend?
Eric: She is about a 6 but she could be an 8 if she dropped a few face lbs.
Eric: Yeah that dude put on some serious face pounds.
Mike: So what do you think about my girlfriend?
Eric: She is about a 6 but she could be an 8 if she dropped a few face lbs.
by Sean Sloman July 7, 2010
Get the Face Pounds mug.by WVIII May 23, 2018
Get the Glow-face mug.When a guy spends too much time with a girlfriend or female acquaintance for an extended period of time. Usually at the expense of the guy's other male friends who would rather be hanging out with him too.
by dickdog75 November 30, 2011
Get the face sat mug.by thepaupaldaddy June 5, 2011
Get the kitten face mug.Someone who has a very disfigured face, is very unattractive, and looks like they give out goldfish if you throw a ball into a glass. Or if they work at McDonald's.
by A Lanz March 31, 2009
Get the Carnival Face mug.When one ejaculates into another ones rectum followed by pull out maneuver which results in a cumshit on the recipients face or hands.
Last night I got totally "Marble Faced".
Did you hear the time Jenna "Marbled Face".
I got surprised "Marble Faced" last night.
Did you hear the time Jenna "Marbled Face".
I got surprised "Marble Faced" last night.
by VisualistTV December 15, 2018
Get the Marble Face mug.Face crickets : That strange Facebook phenomenon which happens when you post the best, the funniest, the saddest, or the most profound status update ever, and receive no likes, no share, no comments and only "Face crickets" .
by RSGarza64 August 25, 2013
Get the Face crickets mug.