Face crickets : That strange Facebook phenomenon which happens when you post the best, the funniest, the saddest, or the most profound status update ever, and receive no likes, no share, no comments and only "Face crickets" .
by RSGarza64 August 25, 2013
Get the Face cricketsmug. When a (white) man has a face that looks like a farmer's, or that one of his previous ancestors could have been a farmer, very plain faced, with smaller eyes, a strong triangle at the eyebrows when wincing, and usually a shaved head, receding hairline, or buzzed head.
If you put a pair of overalls and/or a farmer hat and/or in front of a tractor, they would look the part.
Corey Taylor of Slipknot/Stone Sour, James Hetfield of Metallica, and Farron Cousins of The Ring of Fire are excellent examples of Farmer Face
If you put a pair of overalls and/or a farmer hat and/or in front of a tractor, they would look the part.
Corey Taylor of Slipknot/Stone Sour, James Hetfield of Metallica, and Farron Cousins of The Ring of Fire are excellent examples of Farmer Face
Girl: Corey Taylor is soo hot! What do you think, babe?
Guy: Uh, he totally has farmer face. Throw him in some overalls posing in front of a tractor and he'd pass.
Girl: God dammit, you're right. You ruined him for me 🙄
Guy: 🤷🏻 ♀️
Guy: Uh, he totally has farmer face. Throw him in some overalls posing in front of a tractor and he'd pass.
Girl: God dammit, you're right. You ruined him for me 🙄
Guy: 🤷🏻 ♀️
by 2Rs2Ns June 7, 2019
Get the Farmer Facemug. by I am Shoto from UA April 8, 2021
Get the Dunce Facemug. by toldyouZed May 21, 2016
Get the Face Furnituremug. funk face: is a face you pull when playing and listening to funk like you are the man/woman - think of the face you pull when you smell one of your own farts - ITS THE SAME FACE !!
"oooohhhhwwwweeeee that dude is lost in the music look at his funk face"
"look at that dude in the car with the windows up either he is rocking out to some funky shit or he has just dropped one and it smells good" !!
"look at that dude in the car with the windows up either he is rocking out to some funky shit or he has just dropped one and it smells good" !!
by Big Luke Dawg August 9, 2016
Get the funk facemug. While tripping on dex(DXM), a common side effect other than deteriorating your entrails is known as the coricidin face. The face of the tripper usually consists of: dilated pupils, a frustrated grimace, facial numbage, and overall confusion. By the face and the voice of the specimen, it is usually obvious when someone is DEX trippin.
Wagz - Hey did you guys see Buchser last night?
Duff - Yea he had coricidin face like a motha fucka! Trippin Balls!
Duff - Yea he had coricidin face like a motha fucka! Trippin Balls!
by datDaWg317 October 16, 2010
Get the Coricidin Facemug. Someone who has a very disfigured face, is very unattractive, and looks like they give out goldfish if you throw a ball into a glass. Or if they work at McDonald's.
by A Lanz March 31, 2009
Get the Carnival Facemug.