This has two distinct phases:
Phase One optimism
Incurable optimism on the part of at least one person that the "Season of Good Will" has the power to somehow magically prevent arguments/fights between all those people in the family with well-known socially dysfunctional personal qualities and/or antagonistic issues with other
similarly-minded family members.
Phase Two realisation
That same senior family member hates being wrong about anything and gets annoyed that nobody kept the peace after all.
Phase One optimism
Incurable optimism on the part of at least one person that the "Season of Good Will" has the power to somehow magically prevent arguments/fights between all those people in the family with well-known socially dysfunctional personal qualities and/or antagonistic issues with other
similarly-minded family members.
Phase Two realisation
That same senior family member hates being wrong about anything and gets annoyed that nobody kept the peace after all.
Last time aunty Doris came for Christmas she didn't leave until March because of the Family Crisismess
by Studio19 December 29, 2009
Get the Family Crisismessmug. son; I can't play with my phone!
dad: well to bad you stubborn lil brat I can all I want and you can't! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
son: well then flip you dad I'm Asian so now i have saved up $2,000,000 (a lot more than you're worth btw) so I can bye my own dorm and I won't have rules by YOU! So now I'm leaving and going to learn how to hack Google accounts so I can UNLOCK my phone who's laughing now hauteur which we.
dad: He.. he... he.. BOY YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN JUST SAVE UP TWO MILLION DOLLAS AND GET AWAY WITH IT!? YOU CANT YOU STUPID GUY THAT PUT A SUNFLOWER SEED UP YOUR BUT AND THOUGHT YOU COULD GROW A POOP GRASS FOREST!!!!! CUZ IF SO YOU IS SCREWD SO NOW IM JUST GONNA TAKE YOUR PHONE AND PUT IT UP YOUR 69YR GRANDPAS LAWN MOWER AND THEN ILL SUE YOU AND YOULL BE IN JAIL FOR MORE THAN 200YR AND NOW I WILL GIVE YOU FAMILY PP LINK FOR EVER HUHUHUUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUUUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH.
son: thee f**k??????
hey I am currently using family link for my child right now
dad: well to bad you stubborn lil brat I can all I want and you can't! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
son: well then flip you dad I'm Asian so now i have saved up $2,000,000 (a lot more than you're worth btw) so I can bye my own dorm and I won't have rules by YOU! So now I'm leaving and going to learn how to hack Google accounts so I can UNLOCK my phone who's laughing now hauteur which we.
dad: He.. he... he.. BOY YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN JUST SAVE UP TWO MILLION DOLLAS AND GET AWAY WITH IT!? YOU CANT YOU STUPID GUY THAT PUT A SUNFLOWER SEED UP YOUR BUT AND THOUGHT YOU COULD GROW A POOP GRASS FOREST!!!!! CUZ IF SO YOU IS SCREWD SO NOW IM JUST GONNA TAKE YOUR PHONE AND PUT IT UP YOUR 69YR GRANDPAS LAWN MOWER AND THEN ILL SUE YOU AND YOULL BE IN JAIL FOR MORE THAN 200YR AND NOW I WILL GIVE YOU FAMILY PP LINK FOR EVER HUHUHUUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUUUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH.
son: thee f**k??????
hey I am currently using family link for my child right now
by Lablesss March 7, 2023
Get the family linkmug. Man: Hey wife how was your first day at work as a CEO??
Woman: It was bad, i suck at it
Man: Naturally, you're a woman!
Woman: HAHA! Oh well.!¿&÷£
Funny stuff, family guy
Woman: It was bad, i suck at it
Man: Naturally, you're a woman!
Woman: HAHA! Oh well.!¿&÷£
Funny stuff, family guy
by A Female CEO August 20, 2017
Get the Family Guymug. "Ingham Family" are 7 British youtube performers who began in 2015 and now have over 1 million channel subscribers (2022). They were famous for daily vlogging, having babies, and overindulging their children with Christmas and birthday presents.
In 2017 while on vacation in Florida's Disneyland the once famous father tried to entice a 16 year old fan who he'd met earlier at the famous family fun park, to sneak out of her family's hotel room to meet him late at night while his wife and children slept. News articles about the incident can be found on several news sites.
The Ingham Family are now infamous for isolating their children, selling Alibaba wankets, and neglecting their adorable little dog while they travel the UK in a retired work van.
In 2017 while on vacation in Florida's Disneyland the once famous father tried to entice a 16 year old fan who he'd met earlier at the famous family fun park, to sneak out of her family's hotel room to meet him late at night while his wife and children slept. News articles about the incident can be found on several news sites.
The Ingham Family are now infamous for isolating their children, selling Alibaba wankets, and neglecting their adorable little dog while they travel the UK in a retired work van.
"Too bad the dad tried to skinny dip with that young girl in Florida, otherwise the Ingham family would still be popular."
"I'd never forgive my dad for going after girls and hurting my mom and family, I hope the Ingham family fans never find out."
"I'd never forgive my dad for going after girls and hurting my mom and family, I hope the Ingham family fans never find out."
by hedgesdlux April 21, 2022
Get the Ingham Familymug. A family of simmons is a pot of mystery gumbo. Not a popular selection but you like it, youre part of it And that means part of the shit. The bitchy aunts, the drunk dads and the giant uncle with an off danty Nick name like tiny, some one just got out jail but "didn't do it" cause you know how it is. On the out side its a close knited community of family and friends but in reality theyre glued together and killing each other. Crazy kids that eat fire probably in just diaper with a 5 oclock dirt shadow. And that one weird pot head aunt you like but never undstand.
by Beckybitchjames March 7, 2020
Get the Family of Simmonsmug. by SavageQue December 15, 2020
Get the Family shrubmug. by Dicksramazing November 28, 2021
Get the Family hoppermug.