kitten face

Oh such a wonderous thing, a cute smiling kitten face.

That baby cat has a wonderful baby kitten face

by thepaupaldaddy June 5, 2011

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Marble Face

When one ejaculates into another ones rectum followed by pull out maneuver which results in a cumshit on the recipients face or hands.

Last night I got totally "Marble Faced".

Did you hear the time Jenna "Marbled Face".

I got surprised "Marble Faced" last night.

by VisualistTV December 15, 2018

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Carnival Face

Someone who has a very disfigured face, is very unattractive, and looks like they give out goldfish if you throw a ball into a glass. Or if they work at McDonald's.

"Hey Carl, I was fucking this chick doggystyle, and she turned around, and WOAH, carnival face."

by A Lanz March 31, 2009

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Face crickets : That strange Facebook phenomenon which happens when you post the best, the funniest, the saddest, or the most profound status update ever, and receive no likes, no share, no comments and only "Face crickets" .

I announced my engagement on Facebook today, and got nothing but Face crickets.

by RSGarza64 August 25, 2013

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Face Furniture

Another term for a man's beard

"Look at that guy's face furniture....I could totally sit on that!"

by toldyouZed May 21, 2016

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funk face

funk face: is a face you pull when playing and listening to funk like you are the man/woman - think of the face you pull when you smell one of your own farts - ITS THE SAME FACE !!

"oooohhhhwwwweeeee that dude is lost in the music look at his funk face"

"look at that dude in the car with the windows up either he is rocking out to some funky shit or he has just dropped one and it smells good" !!

by Big Luke Dawg August 9, 2016

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