Ethan

Amazing. Really cute, but not quite hot. The best person you'll ever meet. Ethans are kind and great people. Will you go out with me, Ethan?

Ethan is fucking amazing.

by LiteralMemes December 15, 2017

Ethan

That one guy who thinks he's socially awkward but is really the life of the party. Cute, witty, sweet, intelligent, talented in the arts. Not a sports guy, but healthy. Really funny and a great to be around as a friend, or something more. People love him, despite that he doesn't know it. Good job you're a great guy. ❤️

Did you know Ethan's dating her? I can't believe it! She's so... Special...

by Supguysitsmeeee February 18, 2019

Ethan

Ethan’s are ugly. They usually have long necks. They have .1 inch penis. They cannot get girls. They think they the shit. They a snitch

You see that yellow and black animal with long necks. I call them Ethan

by Badboysvg2791 June 15, 2018

Ethan

A boy who doesn’t know if he wants you or 14 other girls. A boy who is amazing but really all he does is hurt you. He’ll lead you in and in the end fuck up your whole life.

Wow Ethan sure broke me

by Unicornchickennugget October 9, 2017

ETHAN

a name that is common af

Ethan you suck

by DamnEthanIsOneCommonName January 8, 2018

ethan

thinks he is a fulltime bulker and LAD but actually absolute fucking numpty and troglodyte.

''Ethan doesnt even lift.''

by ftm1 March 11, 2013

Ethan

Huge douche who has sex with your best friend.

That guy is an Ethan.

by UglyButthole September 5, 2015