Ethan

Ethan’s are ugly. They usually have long necks. They have .1 inch penis. They cannot get girls. They think they the shit. They a snitch

You see that yellow and black animal with long necks. I call them Ethan

by Badboysvg2791 June 15, 2018

Ethan

Probably the most dirty butch in all thy land, has a tiny penis and omg don’t even get me started on his gayness and addiction to sexual activity with other males. He will never say no to taking a big cum shot on his face or taking it in the ass, as long as you ask nicely he’ll do it. I love Ethan and you should too

Hey, I’m so gay im Ethan

by Lolzewesev June 13, 2019

Ethan

Ugly small thighs

You have Ethan thighs

by Hjnnsd February 16, 2020

Ethan

Watch out Ethan will sit on you he’s a fat Kidd that will hit your sister gf and mom from the back

Person1:hes hot person2:he raped me. He’s a Ethan hit my mom so hard.

by Yourmomsdadsbrotherdied988766 October 5, 2018

Ethan

He's the most beautiful person in the world. The best person you could ever find. He has amazing blonde hair, and sky blue eyes you get lost in, you could stare at him all day, just looking at him will make your day better... He has the personality of an angle, funny, the nicest and cares a lot for his friends. Its hard to not like him he's literally PERFECT i would not change one thing about him.

So i basically like him, I told Ethan at school today and he said he did not like me, i mean who would btw i'm Jada nice to meet you! I wish he would like me, but that would just all be imagination...

by luvsick October 10, 2020

ethan

thinks he is a fulltime bulker and LAD but actually absolute fucking numpty and troglodyte.

''Ethan doesnt even lift.''

by ftm1 March 11, 2013

Ethan

Huge douche who has sex with your best friend.

That guy is an Ethan.

by UglyButthole September 5, 2015