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emotional blue balls

The feeling of being overwhelmed by virtual love and affection from another person but without a viable outlet to express this love, so you end up feeling sad and alone.
Friend 1: Ugh, i’m getting major emotional blue balls right now from my long-distance girlfriend.

Friend 2: What? Why?
Friend 1: look at this sweet paragraph she just sent.
by haileyray June 21, 2021
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emotional support poor

A poor person in a movie about rich people who only exists to teach the wealth-scarred protagonist(s) how to feel or act like humans
“Sam has such a loving family and he’s got his act together. It’s almost like he’s the rich guy instead of Derrick”

“Sam’s family showed up once on screen, and he has no problems or personality of his own. He’s just an emotional support poor.”
by Sapphic_Santana March 20, 2022
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Emotional Damage

When someone teases u but it is true
(A) Look at your girlfriend. Oh wait! You don't have one.

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
by Pycode January 8, 2023
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Emotional

by Lordbillington May 23, 2025
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The Stanley Parable 2 Emotional Support Bucket™️

The Stanley Parable 2 Emotional Support Bucket™️ Is a item obtainable in the hit game The Stanley Parable 2 Ultra Deluxe™️.Its found in the expo hall and when held, gives the holder extreme comfort and warmth. During the broom closet ending, you can even give it nice stickers. there are many ways to find and or lose the bucket. with it spawning in the open office room upon completing the expo, unlocking lots of new endings.
"You see Stanley, anytime your holding the Stanley Parable 2 Emotional Support Bucket™️ a sense of calm and ease will fill your mind and your heart" -Narrator
by RoseGoldGG December 1, 2024
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emotional contact

Emotional contact
Being down the pub for 16 hours, meeting your Peruvian mate, going home with anyone and destroying each other with... Emotional contact 🙄
It has been 3 weeks since I slept with someone, so I more than deserve some emotional contact.
by Smoking football lad July 26, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6.>Your emotional reaction to a current situation may surprise Noone Until Any Individuals Interpersonally Communicates WIth THeir Own Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Your emotional reaction to a current situation may surprise Noone Until Any Individuals Interpersonally Communicates WIth THeir Own Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025
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