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Dyke

“Omg look it’s the dyke that got dood off a 14 year old
What the fuck that’s the dyke?”
by ugh.vee April 5, 2022
mugGet the Dykemug.

Dyke

A female who takes your virginity and then cheats on you with a female
Aye bro Emily is a dyke
by Nano Hernan Garcia January 20, 2019
mugGet the Dykemug.

Guide-dyke

Commonly mistaken for guydyke, a guide-dyke is the dyke who guides a woman out of her heterosexuality and into the comforting embrace of lesbianism.
Hi, my name is Sharon and I'll be your guide-dyke for the evening.

My first girlfriend's name was Elizabeth, and she was the best guide-dyke I could have asked for!

I wouldn't have ever known I was a lesbian if it wasn't for my guide-dyke, Cara.
by GarageTeamFagHag January 10, 2016
mugGet the Guide-dykemug.

Dyke

A very nice family, one you can't comprehend...... Full of beauty and money
I want to be a Dyke
by Lexzy art June 17, 2018
mugGet the Dykemug.

Whale Dyke

A chubby female who after failing at normal social interaction, acquiesces to her desire for companionship and engages in a lesbian relationship with a fellow chubby female with a similar history of social rejection.
The Whale Dyke had refused to admit to herself or others that she was a lesbian, despite having spent the last eight months engaging in lesbian sex on an almost daily basis with two different fellow chubbies
by mck73 February 12, 2014
mugGet the Whale Dykemug.

Pocket Dyke

A pocket dyke is a short lesbian. Usually taller people call people they are shorter to "pocket dyke". It can be used as an insult or joke. 5'3 or shorter is usually considered a pocket dyke with short hair and dresses like a boy.
Person 1: "Hey, look at that lesbian over there*
Friend: "yea she's a dyke"
Person 2: " just a short, cute little pocket dyke"
Friend: "I could just slide her into my pocket and walk around"
by RGINAG3RGE June 6, 2018
mugGet the Pocket Dykemug.

ur bikes a dyke

unless ultimately needed in times of unexplainatory times DO NOT USE
Joey: hey Ryan
Ryan:what
Joey: ur mom gay
Ryan:no u
*Brian walks in*
Brian:you sissies fighting
Joey: shut up fag
Brian: you asker for it, ur bikes a dyke
* time itself is ruptured as everything is consumed by one implosion that eventually turns everything into a blank abyss as god himself sits astonished*
mugGet the ur bikes a dykemug.

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