When you maul your partners butthole, furiously eating it out with your tongue. Often the mauling is so intense, their is collateral damage and your chin, nose and, but rarely, eyebrows can become brown
John: I heard that she didn't want to have sex
Sam: Yeah, so she gave him a Dirty Armati instead. Apparently afterwards, it looked like she had a beard.
John:...lol, Diiirty Armati
Sam: Yeah, so she gave him a Dirty Armati instead. Apparently afterwards, it looked like she had a beard.
John:...lol, Diiirty Armati
by The Dirty Armati June 30, 2010
Get the Dirty Armati mug.A Dirty Seb is when a male produces such a large amount of sperm during oral sex, that it actually drowns the person performing the blowjob.
I got charged for man-slaughter the other day, I accidentally pulled a Dirty Seb on her. The funeral is next Saturday, but I’m not allowed to attend.
by The anonymous dic April 18, 2020
Get the dirty seb mug.Christina was so drunk, that she was throwing up into the toilet. Dan came from behind, saw the excellent opportunity, and immediately commenced in doing the Dirty Dan.
by bobisocks April 8, 2012
Get the Doing the Dirty Dan mug.by Chuck December 1, 2003
Get the dirty wanker mug.The dry cleaner asked me how my trousers got in to such a state, I said "dirty Louisiana"; it just slipped out.
by Pink Oboe February 27, 2017
Get the Dirty Louisiana mug.Diarrhea on the floor. Most likely from an animal or drunk person. Usually to be expected at a party, (especially at a bad one) in the closet at or around the coats; although unexpected on your bedroom floor. It's smelly and volatile, so keep a distance of about 50 feet in order to breathe.
Me and Luke laughed so hard when the dog left a dirty brownie on Selena's new shirt. That dog was our hero.
by Jacklinks September 12, 2007
Get the Dirty Brownie mug.Lean, sizzurp, drank, purp, in other words, its dat weak opiate drink that gets you chopped an screwed. The other definitions on UrbanDictionary include the usage of jolly ranchers, popularized in some hip hop songs and even the inclusion of benzodiazepines (xanax, valium, etc) to push that sedated high one step further.
Im not telling you not to mix your drank with liquor or benzos, but the fact is: dirty sprite = drank. Drank is just purple codeine + promethazine cough syrup poured into some sprite or 7-up. It can also be used to describe yellow hydrocodone + chlorpheniramine mixed with the same kinds of soda. The point is -- its opiate cough syrup in a clear soda, drunk to slow you down and screw up your night.
Take it easy, opiates are serious business. I've been clean of that shit for years, but the definitions on UD are all kinda fucked, so, here's the real one for you.
Im not telling you not to mix your drank with liquor or benzos, but the fact is: dirty sprite = drank. Drank is just purple codeine + promethazine cough syrup poured into some sprite or 7-up. It can also be used to describe yellow hydrocodone + chlorpheniramine mixed with the same kinds of soda. The point is -- its opiate cough syrup in a clear soda, drunk to slow you down and screw up your night.
Take it easy, opiates are serious business. I've been clean of that shit for years, but the definitions on UD are all kinda fucked, so, here's the real one for you.
My niggas gettin' right, smokin weed with dirty sprite. I'm goin' wild for the night fuck being polite.
by recovering from dat poppyplant February 23, 2013
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