Deuce Bumps

The goose-bumps that often precede or accompany an immenent, voluminous bowel movement.

I knew I had to find a rest stop post-haste when I got the deuce bumps

by Joe Crowe May 15, 2008

blast a deuce

Take a poop. poo poo butter poo

"I be back dawg, I must blast a deuce!"

by real5hittycereal April 3, 2003

Vancouver Deuce

The act of placing one's nose againts a male ass and having him fart in your face while jerking him off.

She knelt behind him, stroked his cock and patiently awaited her Vancouver Deuce.

by Gus O'Neil July 16, 2008

chuckin the deuce

crackers give the peace sign, pimps chuck the deuce. so one more reason it aint cool to be white.

put up your index finger and and middle finger at the same time.

"yo whats up baby *hold up 2 fingers*

there you go you chucked a deuce

by Dirteh Mo May 18, 2005

deuce brothers

n. A singular band of three brothers (thus the modifier deuce) and their implied cohorts who are partial to violence, crime, any and all infractions of the law and morality, and alcoholism. Originally comprised of Jimmy "Fingers" Deuce, Jesse "The Fist" Deuce, Taylor "Tip-Cup" Deuce and 08675309. Later added to the group: The BQ

Those blasted deuce brothers stole my couch again!

by First Lady of the Stage March 18, 2005

Roll the Deuces

Throwing the peace symbol in the air, sideways, after a handshake or fist bump. Or just when requested.

Dawson: Yo Tariq
*Handshake*
Tariq: Dawson, roll the deuces.
*Roll the Deuces*

by Meadowlawn2011 September 28, 2011

Deuce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was two.

"I had a BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS, so now I have to drop a Deuce Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009