Soft Day

A day with no edges.

Any day that has an airport, from which you text-message a person you once loved, and they write back, after 40 minutes: "Wow. Safe travels." And, feeling stupid, you stare out at the Manhattan skyline, observing how the Empire State Building is both absorbed into the silver gelatin sky and periodically released by it, when the gold light floods the sky just after dawn. Clouds. Newark. The feeling that you are about to get on a plane and travel in the opposite direction to what the heart wants. That kind of bittersweet melancholy and imperfect nutrition -- you've just ordered a fruit salad that seems to be fermenting in it's plastic tub -- constitutes the soft day with no misgivings, but a profound inability to think things through.

by Bhanu: A Failed Novelist January 17, 2008

Green Day Fan

A fanatic of the punk rock band Green Day;
There are four types:

Old Fan: Liked Green Day since 1,039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours; since the early 90s.

New Fans: Liked Green Day since they heard Nimrod or Warning:

American Idiot Fans: The fans who tend to 'type lyekk diz'; only know of Green Day as 'that hawwt billy jo'. Like Green Day after the release of American Idiot and cannot name a song on Dookie. Also known as poseur.

Real Fans: The fans who might have been around in the Dookie era, or maybe just heard of Green Day with the release of American Idiot; these type of fans are the fans that, whichever era they started liking Green Day, are obsessed. These are the fans that know every single song on every single album and all the lyrics.

Real Green Day fans are those who stick around, even though Green Day is now mainstream; the ones who respect Green Day and are proud of their fame.

Old Green Day Fan: "I saw Green Day play at Gilman 16 years ago. They were awesome."
New Green Day Fan: "After hearing Dookie, I love Green Day!"
American Idiot Green Day Fan: "Oh em gee. Billy jo is uber sekzi."
Real Green Day Fan: "I wish I was around when Green Day played at Gilman.."

by GD.Anonymous July 30, 2008

bones day

A good day where you have bones, so you can get up and do lots of things. Treat yourself.

Today is a bones day, I'm going to call my sister and get that extra guac

by cooldudebro69 October 16, 2021

Kiss your girlfriend day

Kiss your girlfriend or boyfriend day

October 25 is national kiss your girlfriend day !

by Josh Rivera October 24, 2019

Atheist Children Get Presents Day

Christmas; Hanukkah.

A winter celebration for non-believers where you gather together with friends and family and score some good loot off your parents.

I asked my mom to get me a new ipod for Atheist Children Get Presents Day.

You want to come over for Atheist Children Get Presents Day dinner? We're lighting the hanukkah bush!

by Cate B February 12, 2009

National Kick A JoJo Fan Day

May 25th, a day worldwide to kick fans of the popular anime created by Hirohiko Araki, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Kick them. Kick them all.

"Bro look, there's a JoJo fan."
"Go kick him, dude. Today is National Kick A JoJo Fan Day."

by iboxcyborgs May 23, 2022

National History Day

National History Day is a contest that is held annually in which students research a historical topic pertaining to a yearly theme. Then they must do a project on it in the form of a paper, a skit, a documentary, or a posterboard thing. The winner at nationals receives 1,000 dollars.

DUDE NATIONAL HISTORY DAY SUCKS AND WILL ROB YOU OF YOUR LIFE! Especially when your partner's a frickin idiot.

I only have two primary sources!

by Jack and Sally December 10, 2008